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Usually 2-3 hours drive out of the city away from large, busy highways.

The roomba missed a few spots

This is the primary reason why I never trusted cones growing up...and the reason I still don't trust cones. Not worth the risk.

The wife really liked his wood

The word 'wonderful' is in the wrong spot of the title. It should say 'a shot of a wonderful woman reading a book for her blind husband'.

Notice the elegantly simple grid pattern? More cities need to take note of this. I'm looking at you East Coast US!

I think we need to petition to change the word ambulance to Natural Selection Intervention Squad. It's more fitting.

Made of the shattered dreams of all of the engineers that built the rest of the city obviously

Was his bro's food a melon? Good lord puppy...

I wonder if they report to a Rear Admiral

Bebause?

Traction control failed to engage.

I do believe that this is an incredible act of international cooperation and togetherness but considering the circumstances...having a rally of over 3million people with 40+ world leaders on the streets of a city rocked by two attacks in a single day is just ill advised.

Either way you read it, you definitely need glasses if you can't tell if it was a car or a cat

Mistakes were made

Tempe...the college area of Phoenix. This is probably posted by a student that ate the entire tray of pot brownies and has no idea what is going on.

How can't we be sure that she didn't just crop dust all of those peoples as she walked by? That's why she's smiling and they're lying down.

Ohhh so that's how those little hair curlers are made

As with any group, it only takes a handful for the overall impression of the group in its entirety to be tainted. It could be cops, it could be people of ethnic backgrounds, it could be certain religions, but in the end, all groups are impacted by the behavior of a few.

Postlord is so much better than mailman. I think I might move to England and change my profession.

I'll have all three in that picture...

Fatality!

I pick up my parents when I hug them. My how the tables have turned...

Despite the negative history behind it, that would be an awesome piece of history to have. I'm sure very few of them still exist.

And this my friends is why you empty out the lint tray

She looks sick of everyone's shit

I scrolled by this picture too fast and thought his pajamas said '"poop". It would have been more fitting since I'm sure that is exactly what he did when he realized the situation.

MTV...nothing good has come from that channel since the 90's

Recycle? Recycling implies re-use. Just throw those pieces of shit into the trash!

Is it just me or does manslaughter sound like it should be a more serious offense than murder going just off of the word itself?

I can sometimes draw stick people...

My preciousss...

In the context of the company I work for, the world "slowly" needs to be added after software

People who preach about gluten free, at least in my experience, don't usually know what gluten is and how it is not unhealthy. The only reason it's unhealthy is if you have a certain disease that makes you unable to process it. Not many people have that disease...

I will have to remember that guys name if I ever lose a leg. Hopefully I don't, but if I do, I know who I'm going to call first.

I applaud these students for making something to help keep women safer. It's very unfortunate that something like this needs to be invented in the first place.

He now knows the importance of saying "Mine!" when going for the ball.

Hopefully everywhere had go-pros mounted to themselves. We see the gold that comes from their dashcams, just imagine what they do on foot!

In terms of cost this is true. In terms of food production it is not. Sorry to break the news to you but you have to consider more than cost in terms of dollars. Ramping up food production to that scale would drain most natural sources of clean water and/or cause irreparable damage to the soil.

Why would Pepsi use a Coca Cola product (Powerade) to make Baja Blast?