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Canadian busses 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Congrats you just won the 2013 Killjoy Awards. Would you like the Fuck you in money now or as a Check mailed to you later?
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At Church 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Finally someone understands!
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Despicable me halloween costume 28 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Dude they're like maybe 16 prob 15 thats gross
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America 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Its not all annoying, uneducated fat people here in America
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Ultimate zombie survivor 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Into the dead sea
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Alex the parrot 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
African grey congo is the type of bird alex was just in case anyone was curious
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Skyping when suddenly 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I thought about Jesse James the outlaw
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The frog just noped away 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It becomes as fucking stiff as a frog being scared by a spider! I can't stop laughing
Morgan Freeman on racism 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Does anyone other than me think this is fake, because Morgan Freeman is actually racist against white people. (I know it sounds crazy)
The black cat an*logy 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I like this analogy much better
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House caught on fire 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
BOWSER IS BORN
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Strange skeleton 37 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That would be an offspring of satan
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I present to you, the british accent 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's how it feels to be a skinny educated american
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I speak a little English 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
America is xenophobic and it's educational system is not the best.
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Wtf guys... you had one job 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He also said do not get involved with foreign affairs
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1. Buy a cat 2. Buy unicorn horn 3. Make a catcorn 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I am sorry but that is a glorifed dildo to strap to a cat
Time to get rid of this Amanda girl 61 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Congrats! You are now more hated than Mgoveia!
Children's worst nightmares 48 comments
guest · 11 years ago
BECAUSE FUCK SLEEP RIGHT?
Some people these days 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I dont know whats worse this happening or you having to explian it to someone
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Rubber bands versus a watermelon 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
#DANTHEMAN and Gavin Free the slow mo guys!
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The story of agent Phil Coulson 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
HOLY LORD JESUS. FUCK THIS SHIT
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Great way to get tips 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Charmander
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I cant say i have 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Not shit. Blood.
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Most dangerous things 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I think the point is to so obesity is the clear killer of people
Too many cats on funsubstance, so here's something different 22 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why Not both? Yay!
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I'll just take 5 minutes 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
"Little Longer"
Dad using well, that escalated quickly 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
BOY THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY DAMNIT
Different planet sizes they replaced the moon 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Where's Pluto?
Pie vs. Cake 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Jim gaffigan
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Turbine 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
MAARK NUT!!!!!!
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Every weekday morning 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Doesnt have to be the week for me to act like that
Oh....Hi 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Now*
Oh....Hi 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
No they arent even trying to blend in anymore
Try to find me 63 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Took way longer than it should have
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Ain't it the truth? 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
JOHN MUELANY SAID IT FIRST I AM SO DONE WITH THESE FACEBOOK QUOTE COMEDIANS AND TAKE ALL THE CREDIT
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This is soap 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
No this is patrick. Or THIS IS SPARTA
My favorite gif 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I never noticed that the cat is also on the laptop he is looking at which makes this a lot funnier
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'MURICA 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The chance of eagles is what got me
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Bad Translations 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Buckle up for safety!
Hams 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Burningham? Would have been cool
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Better check for spiders next time 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Lol I will never drink anything ever again. This is how I die
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The worst kind of prison 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's the saddest dog I have ever seen
If Google Was Deleted 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
BING WILL RISE
When u see it 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
FUCK I cant find it
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Dogs are great 31 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is amazing and everything, but who the fuck bullies someone with down syndrome.
Well, that was a really big crab 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Bo burnham said it first
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Jeremy clarkson on german & irish stereotypes (with michael fassbender) 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Irish Germans unite... Tomorrow
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Genius 43 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Is weed smokers a religion?
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God damnit pringles! 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Chris Pringle rather than cris kringle, anyone? No okay, I'm gonna go
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I am one of them 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Their*