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This guy is a f*cking champion 22 comments

guest · 10 years ago

There actually is a girl who can't lose weight. She's like 11 years old and she had a surgery that messed up her metabolism. She eats like 500 calorie a day age exercises a lot but she keeps gaining weight. I think she's like 175+ pounds.

Madness or writing skills 18 comments

guest · 10 years ago

There's a book where everyone is born with 2 people inside one body but as they get older one person takes over and the other person disappears.

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What a stupid question, its 50 44 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Or she could be dead.

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How to open a jar 12 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Now show me how to close a jar

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Just an upside down hamster 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Jimmy Kimmel made a movie commercial based on that YouTube video.

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Childhood update 25 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Don't forget Drake Bell plays Peter Parker in Ultimate Spiderman.

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The loss 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

He switched sides

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No b*tching=no pain right? 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

When I broke my ankle (and it was a serious break, it needed 2 pins) people didn't believe me. They thought it was just a bad sprain. And when my brother broke his wrist, he wasn't allowed to leave school because no one believed him.

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What beautiful names 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Denise = The niece
Denephew = The nephew

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My Dad dropped this on me tonight. 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

And then he farted

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Oscar Wilde 4 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I assume the wallpaper did not go

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Who knew 13 comments

guest · 11 years ago

And they've made a medical tricorder, and they're working on creating warp speed!

Most accurate mood ring 4 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I've never really understood how mood rings work. Yeah, something to do with the temperature of your skin, but how is it supposed to gauge your mood based on that?

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What youtube's loading icon should be 8 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Cause it takes infinity for videos to load!

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Laser games 2 comments

guest · 11 years ago

We did this and called them spiderwebs.

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glow in the dark paint 12 comments

guest · 11 years ago

My brothers have glow in the dark stars on their ceiling.

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Sharknado 24 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Shark Boy And Lava Girl!! :D

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True facts about Morgan Freeman 10 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Immoral? As in contrary to established moral principles?

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Walk of faith 27 comments

guest · 11 years ago

When I went to the Calgary Tower when I was younger, I jumped on the glass. I would so walk this! Right by the edge! As far away from the rock as possible!

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How a teacher deals with cellphones 23 comments

guest · 11 years ago

What if you don't have a cellphone?

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Every whovian's dream 27 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I'm not even a Whovian and I want that

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I'm gonna start playing this 11 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Shatner!

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Youtube comments 9 comments

guest · 11 years ago

I only have 3 accounts :(

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And I'm just sitting here 2 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Books are awesome! :)

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I love this post so much 50 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Why is this getting down votes? It's good if you stop cutting!

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Socks 28 comments

guest · 11 years ago

No, bilebers is better because bile is a bitter, alkaline, brownish-yellow or greenish-yellow fluid that is secreted by the liver, stored in the gallbladder, and discharged into the duodenum and aids in the emulsification, digestion, and absorption of fats.

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Labradorite 16 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Looks like a full moon in the middle of a forest

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Labradorite 16 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Weird cause you're an ice shard

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Bad taste in guys 7 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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When Moon Moon tries to get dinner. 11 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Monty Python! :)

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Ladies, control your panties 11 comments

guest · 11 years ago

"Best lil' hair house..."

Genius 4 comments

guest · 11 years ago

How did you do that?

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Dad jokes 13 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Nice to meet you Bored

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Dad jokes 13 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Daddy I'm bored

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Just my highschool 2 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Do you have a school uniform or something?

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Eating a jawbreaker 8 comments

guest · 11 years ago

How long did that take? I never have the patience to lick a jawbreaker that long, I usually end up biting it...

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One of these is not like the other 16 comments

guest · 11 years ago

You mean a bucket of Clorax...

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Hero b*tter 8 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Actually the pressure created by the knife spreading the butter subtly changes the shape of the toast changing its aerodynamics which causes it land butter side down.

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The tv 4 comments

guest · 11 years ago

Must be a slow news day

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And now you shall cringe 32 comments

guest · 11 years ago

A wasp bit my eye once...

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This always irritates me! 11 comments

guest · 11 years ago

But then kids can make a quarter...