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SOS, Save Our Soulcrabs.

I could live without the shoveling.

You guys, I was excited.

Bets on whether it's cloudy?

This is the most accurate thing I've seen all day.

I'm Catholic, at least until I'm eighteen, and I've done my research so that when someone asks me what my problem is I know the answer. My problem isn't that the Church believes acting on same-gender attraction is a sin, it isn't what the Bible says about women, and it's not even what the Church is or isn't doing to help people. Leviticus 18 is where the Bible specifically states that a man loving a man as he would love a woman is wrong. Leviticus 19 forbids the consumption of shellfish, which I've never been warned against. Women are the backbone of the Church, but wives should be submissive to their husbands, and oh-by-the-way it's your fault if you get raped because you got drunk at a party or dressed immodestly. And while the Church claims to want to help people less fortunate then itself, it's tax exempt. My problem is with the hypocrisy. The new Pope is a pretty cool dude though :)

I'm 5'4", and a size 0-7 depending on the brand. Target sometimes has 'short' jeans.

If birth control was easy to get, and not just condoms, the number of abortions would be a lot lower. Just like if teens were taught safe sex instead of the abstinence only stuff.

If that's true I'm out of my mind and don't even know it...

Make it a quick smile. Otherwise it's just creepy.

I thought it was a puzzle...

My cat found a nest of baby bunnies. She loves me so much she killed them. All four of them. And then she ate the heads.

I slept through four alarms and a phone call this morning.

My brain thinks more along the lines of, "You should be sleeping? Nope." Or, "You need to wake up? Give me caffeine and I'll consider it."

If you aren't wearing pants, please close the door.

What if I told you some girls act stupid because no one liked them when they were smart?

They probably liked their sport a whole lot more before there was frame by frame.

I can barely walk without tripping in flats.

Whenever I got three or more of the same answer in a row I freak out.

I live in fear that the microwave will break and I'll starve to death.

I always thought they were called sow bugs.

Drag it and your other three textbooks everywhere because your locker is on the other side of the school, too.

I got the brake and accelerator mixed up. Nearly took out the garage.

I'm okay with multiples of five...

An A- takes your GPA down at my school...

I saw once.

I just picked up my feet. And I feel like there's stuff walking on me.

How does a kettle work? I've never actually seen one. (I'm American)

Having spent a full two days on a bus with seats like that, I can honestly say they aren't that bad.

Magic Demon is mine :)

This is more like Catholic logic.

The school I go to has those too. They're supposedly a Cold War era bomb shelter.