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I think it was this ( might be the tree another guest said ) but the scientist broke down crying cause he felt so bad for killing the oldest living thing on earth.

There's a country in Norway where it's illegal to die but that's because it's so cold they can't bury you cause your body won't decay, it'll just freeze. I could be wrong though.

It looks like someone dropped a bottle of champagne

Probably everyone

The penises because if I had a vagina on my forehead people could stick something in there and fuck with my brain
Literal mind fuck

I remember that one about how the number from the suite life of Zack and Cody commercial episode is for a sex hotline

It's funny because the female POV is correct for giving and receiving

What do you mean ? These are all correct

But what if I'm an American who was raised by people who were from England and learned to spell certain words that way ?

I thought jealousy was wanting what someone else has and envious was wanting it so much you'd do whatever it took to get it

Well, Dory did sing " just keep swimming "

Only time you can actually have violet eyes is of you have a form of albinism.

I'm also amazed that she can hold her breath for that long

What animal is this ? I want one

They used mercury in shampoo ( might have been toothpaste. One of the two )

The stem part looks like string cheese.

And remember to gently whisper so they are not startled by your voice

Just like how religion and race don't make us hate eachother. Each group has problems within itself. Like the lgbt+ community has problems with erasing bi people, white people hate different kinds of white people, black people hate different kinds of black people ( like when people complain over how some are lighter or darker in US but in Africa I'm not too sure what's going on, I apologize ).
So it's not religion, it's people wanting to blame everyone but themselves.

This reminds me of the blok phone except you don't get to choose the sizes of the things on this one

I remember I saw this on tumblr and people were saying they wouldn't turn off ( cause they play musoc as well ) even if they submerged them in water or beat the shit out of it. And this one persons mother had to drop it off at a far away dumpster.

Why must you use all the foreign characters for the title ? You do know that really changes the way the words are said, right?

This looks like a movie poster
I'd watch it

I heard that eating gluten free is bad for you if you don't have an allergy/intolerance to it. I don't remember the reason behind it but that's what I heard.
Also, I remember reading something about this woman with celiac asked if they had anything gluten free and the server went on about how she didn't look like she had celiac, so she didn't have it, because she knows how people with it look like and she did not. It was stupid and rude.

I don't understand ? Can someone explain ?

How ?

Oh, THERE'S Becky

I was the master of the snowflake

HOW DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF ME ?

What's that last thing ? Am electronic hookah ?

Sadly, cruel and unusual punishment is against the constitution. That's why people are debating death row. And if they were to bend this then they would be allowed to change any rights, and they'd probably go after the first one.

I think the reason I like the latter is because I read more manga than regular books so I looked to the left rather than right

I still have one

When I come down
I want hash brooowns

No wtf that eye is too large and human looking