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I love it when this happens. Makes it easier for the week

Didn't 4chan start this?

Adam Young overreacted her song though. If he hadn't have covered it and made a big deal, we probably wouldn't have heard about it.
Poor guy. He'd like just got dumped at that period too so the first time a pretty girl throws him a bone, he goes bananas.

wouldn't the dog turn into a zombie? or no...

Common misconception. Satan does not punish the dead, nor does he rule hell. He HIMSELF has been sentenced to hell and he is trying To drag as many people down with him.

See why this works? Because we are focusing on the clothes and not the bodies. When you just throw a ton of naked people on a billboard, people will critique the bodies because that's all they see. But if you put the emphasis on the clothing, it makes the people look better. A well dressed person of any weight, age, or disability is always attractive.

It's only curvy if you have a waist but have a large chest and wide hips. But I honestly hate how women make fun of skinny girls and get mad at men if they like skinny girls. Why can't men just like whatever the hell they want?

Unless it's like a z-list celebrity and you've got the connections and skills. Then it's fair game.

Oh fuck off. Just because it was a tragedy doesn't mean they weren't truly in love. It's a romantic tragedy. Bitter cynics just use that excuse to act all smart and yell at anybody who uses that allegory.
Yes, I am aware of the people who died, I HAVE READ it, but I will not attack anybody for saying they are like Romeo and Juliet because at the heart of it, it was still a love story. Just a tragic one.

In cinderellas defense, if you were a poor abused girl and a prince showed interest in you and sent out someone to find you, wouldn't you at least think about marrying him? Like maybe if you got to know him more? Also a lot of old disney movies just portrayed how people thought then. I wish people wouldn't complain about everything. It's just a fairy tale, and if you are just going to let what a movie says run your life then you have the problem.

dude...28 is really old to JUST start with kids. trust me. you'll be tired.

I don't know why her teeth would be yellow

Um, the hunger games is also a faddish teen lit book as well. I don't care if katniss is slightly more active than Bella, it's the same damn formula.
Create a dire situation...
And find a way to throw a love triangle and whiny self contemplation in. Hate it.

I've done this countless of times. Not because I wanted to friend zone the guy, but because I thought that saying "aww thanks" means "aww that means a lot to me, thanks so much" so why does it actually mean "I never want to go out with you"?

Actually, half the girls I show his picture to find him quite unattractive or "creepy" as does most of the female population which is why his last period of marketing failed. Nobody outside of owl city fans finds him cute and that is why HE is single and the record company can't make gobs of money off his image alone.

I've never read Harry potter, but if he saved his parents would he still get to go to hogwarts?

Paulina is Spanish though...

My cousin didn't commit suicide (he drowned) but nonetheless, his entire school and hundreds of other people were at his funeral and we were all bawling our eyes out. Somebody cares. Everybody cares.

Sorry, but when I need my hair done, it needs to be done. I will pay the fucking 90$. Cosmetologists need to eat too.

Um, that's a leopard.

My dad forever hates my music taste because my first love is Owl City. So according to him and the jerks online, he is considered bad music. But it's not to the individual who likes it. I like it because the instrumentals are complex and there's always something new for me to hear. That's not to say I don't only listen to Owl City as I also enjoy many other artists from different genres such as the Killers, Florence + the Machine, La Roux, Imogene Heap etc. And I do also enjoy guilty pleasures such as Selena Gomez and Nicki Minaj. It's both annoying and hilarious how nowadays people argue about music taste like assholes who argue about religion do.

It's extremely unfair of the different genres to act like everyone else is unintelligent or "lost" if they do not like the same bands as them. Some people like rock music, some people like pop music. Some people like hipster bands, some people like mainstream bands. Treating different tastes as bad is wrong. Especially if your music is preaching rebellion or freedom of expression. Kind of hypocritical if you shame others for expressing themselves outside of your view of it.

I want to use these as roller derby names omg they're perfect

Lights!

I've been there

I yelled at a fat boy because I'm sexy

Some people are built bigger than others, get over it.

So true. Have you ever held one? They don't have claws either so they can't scratch you for picking them up. And they're also super light. I totally want one.

Yes but even if being introverted is your natural inclination, you can't go around being a selfish douche acting like you're so damn special because you have different social preferences. You actually have to man up and deal with the world sometimes, not hide in your basement like a cockroach. I can be extremely antisocial and I tend to like to be by myself too, but if somebody needs me to be there, I will BE there because I know that my needs are not the only ones at stake.
That aside, this post is very true and this is how I coax my cousin who is on anti-depressants to hang out with me when I come over. It is very effective.

Tetris has helped me so much in my life

Vegan: oh yeah? We taught a lion to eat tofu!
Lion: *cough*

My name is savage bane...aw yiss!

Yeah but Black Widow's armor could be a lot worse. She's got a small little hole instead of being half naked. In the world where we argue about fictional character's fictional armor, that's a damn nice compromise

Pink hair is cool so shut up.

Nice guys get nice girls. Mean guys get mean girls. And sometimes, you are just ugly or weird or maybe I don't know...you don't meet any of the criteria that particular girl has in mind for a boyfriend! The key is to make sure what you want in a mate also matches with the girls'. And not to get attached to one girl. Always keep a look out and be open.

They're both written by butch Hartman. He most likely re uses formulas.

When I said nobody else I know is ever born in November my dad immediately piped up that November births are exactly 9 months from Valentines day. I'm born nov. 14.
Okay.