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We better keep hidding 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The British show Black Books had the main character who owns a book shop doing his taxes for the first time and out of frustration and looking for an excuse to not do them let some of these people in and it was one of the funniest things EVER. I really love this show (I'm American).
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Beautiful heartwarming stories 34 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I had my iPod on shuffle while reading this and it started playing Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. WHY. I AM DROWNING IN MY TEARS, I MIGHT AS WELL GO WATCH LES MISERABLES AND THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA NOW.
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Parents logic 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My parents seriously get mad at me for spending my own money that I earn (I'm 14) or am given on my birthday or Christmas on books because I read them to fast and they want me to play video games and watch tv because "that's what other children do". Seriously. (I do play video games, It's just that I play really old ones, because I just don't like most new ones. I played the new zelda games and Skyrim but that's about it. I have a ds lite, a game boy, a GameCube, a playstation 2. a n64 and an snes.) My parents get mad at me for reading instead of watching tv and playing video games.
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Cleverbot disses Justin Bieber? 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Good thing I'm a girl then... *turns to little brother* Goodbye my brother... Can I have your Xbox?
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Ice-Cream Prostitute 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I seriously wanted to be the empress of china from ages 6-11 about. When I was 3-5 I wanted to be a saiyan (Dragon Ball Z). And from 12-now I want to be a saiyan.
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Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
While this is very funny I am sad that the one named Rebecca got an A. She seems like the type of person I hate.
Time to get rid of this Amanda girl 61 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hey, I'm atheist and that's not completely true. I'd say it's true for a larger amount of Christians than it should be but not all of them. My fiancée is Christian and so are 2 of my best friends. While a large number of them discriminate against us, we shouldn't discriminate against them either... Unless that act like the ones you described that wont let anyone believe anything but Christianity in which case I would help you kill them.
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Best coin spent 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Where is this. Please.
Best coin spent 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I always thought that mabey there was some law of the kami or something that prevented him from being allowed to bring the people back from the dead.
Sea sections 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well I've always wondered, when a female centaur is pregnant is the horse half or the human half pregnant?
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What being a good person is really about 29 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I atheist and for the most part, these are the kinds of people that hate us the most. And then these people assume that I hate them and think they are unintelligent because they are Christian despite the fact that my boyfriend and my 2 best friends are both Christians. I don't mind the Christians that follow their own religious rules, as that is their right and it doesn't make them any less smart to me but these people... just... grrrr.
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What being a good person is really about 29 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He meant the lady in the meme, obviously sir. Good day.
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Logic in Murica not found 22 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Gun free zones are what bothers me. It's all like "It is illegal to carry a gun here! Cuz, ya know, criminals ALWAYS follow laws!" Chicago has the the highest amount of gun control in America and look how Chicago's doing. New York City and Detroit also have really strict gun control laws, and look how they're doing. What to all these cities have in common? HIGH CRIME RATES.
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Pawn stars 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
They actually don't give unreasonable prices. They really do have to make money too. Going to a pawn shop means you're going to be paid less than the actual value for the object. Sheesh people.
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Grandma reading deep stuff 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Is it sad that in these memes I always read it like the grandma first?
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Dreams = Parallel Universe 40 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Last night I had a dream that the clown from it killed me in my sleep and there was graphic blood all over my teddy bear of protection that no matter how old I get if I get scared I walk around holding it like some sort of shield at night and my brain just focused on that so much sooo long and then some weird gods from I guess some random religion that doesn't exist revived me and made me immortal at the cost of all emotions except pain and I was left with a deep want for emotions which I could never get even sadness which I couldn't feel and I turned into a fox and lived the rest of eternity alone in a cave. I. do. NOT. want my dreams to lead to parallel universes.
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What if 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*cries*
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Ladies... Let's enjoy some eye candy! 33 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Chris Hemsworth looks like a god. The Rock looks horrible in the second picture... Being THAT muscley is NOT sexy guys :)
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