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Norway have like over 200 or something

The fridge is empty

TWISE A WEEK?! YOU SHOLD KNOW THAT THEY PROBABLY HAVE SPEND LIKE THREE HOURS TRAINING EVERY DAY SINCE THEY WERE 10?! MAYBE THEY ARENT SAVING LIVES, BUT DONT UNDERESTIMATE THEM, THEY HAVE WORKED REALLY HARD TO BE WHERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW. YOU BECOME A DOCTOR WHEN YOU GRADUATE, BUT A REAL SOCCERPLAYER IS BORN A SOCCERPLAYER, AND THEY SPEND THEIR WHOLE LIFES TRYING NOT TO WASTE THEIR GIFT, BY TRAINING, ALOT.

i live like 45mins away from it lol its called the trolltounge, or in norwegian trolltunga

Supercaliflagelisticexpiallydouchas

Either: hit me with your best shot or radioactive

The police carries guns everywhere, they just don't ever have the reason to shoot anybody because we are so awesome

In Norway they are called "fartsdump"

Already there

that is not a trumpet, it's a saxofon

inngenting stopper nordmenn fra å gjøre gode gjerninger=not a thing will stop a norwegian from doing kind stuff:)

VIKINGS FOREVER!

yes it is digital single lens reflex:)

i do all those, except 4 and 7...

i am this close ------------- to have a relationship with my crush. We are having this prom on school and he asked me, so naturally i said yes. but the proms we have in norwegian are not as big as in USA. our teacher said we didn´t have to ask enybody, but still he did. And i think you need a lot of courage to do that. Yet none of my friends are going to the prom with a boy...do you think i made a mistake saying yes?

I don't like oreos, or nutella... Just looking at it makes me sick

the quality is amazing!

stord, Norway:)

: #3

Black killer, the ruler of the law

Thats in the aquarium in Bergen, Norway!

The question is not who knew it is: who did not fucking knew?!

How do u know how i look? Do i know u? Are u stalking me? Btw. Thank u

You need 3more

Penis in norwegian can be: kuk, pikk or penis

The third last one was confusing. On the chat it says "dad" but the person with grren text wrote "emily". And who says to their dad "my love for you is strong, i would by a castle if i could"? Just wondering

Problem in my ass

Romeo and juliet...

Yeah! Im stuck on an island with Chuck Norris!

Eg skrive detta sånn at når utlandske folk oversetter det blir dei skuffa.

I had bo ideà that preikestolen was known for so many people!!

Me-whats for dinner?
Mom-cat
Me-again?! Its like the third time this week!

These*

1. Find earphones where left and right are marked.
2. Search "virtual barbershop" on youtube
3. Close your eyes and listen

Urabit lilch?

#2 #theonetotheright #manyalarms

My fav character is phil from hangover

Pink

Awwww how cutee

The hangover

I don't

There are already one... :(

Its never gonna happen, it rains every fucking day here!:(

Norway-norge!

Baard and Vegar Ylvisaaker!

It's snow all over Norway! Except te city i live inD:

I don't know what's hoing to happen but i am sure I want to try!

Never done that before?? Then i must be a master!!! I do it all the time:)

It's pretty cold "down there"

One mote thing.... He's out:)))