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Wat 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
A true friend would not give a man an oreo with no milk.
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If you wear this on both your index fingers, you can actually fly 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Okay, so, I'm righting this book. Now I really want to put this in there. I probably WON'T, but it would be so cool to write, "And then Miyu put the mini-wings on her index finger and flew off into the sun set" It wouldn't really fit into the logic of the world I have set up though so it won't be seen in my book... Someone please put this in one of their own books though.
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Said every hipster ever 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*Write
Oops :(
Said every hipster ever 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I have a type writer, but I don't actually use it to right anything cuz there's no point. I just have fun pressing the buttons. And I didn't go out and buy it or ask for it or anything. My grandma was going to throw hers away and I asked if I could keep it. My childish mind is just so entertained with pressing buttons...
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Kill it before it reproduces! 116 comments
guest · 11 years ago
With a Lego floor, shallow enough that she has to stand up.
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What did you do today? 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And a 2 pint of coke.
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Names like North West 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
To anime fans: The anime Jyu Oh Sei: Planet of the Beast King. About the guy who made the joke about banding his kid Third. For us, that name is EPIC.
Sorry One Direction fans 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That movie is banned in some countries for a reason.
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Misuse of Literally and Figuratively 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Once I was buying this katana and the guy selling used the word literally so much I started taking mental count and in 30 minutes he used it 17 times. Now I refuse to go in the store if he's the one filling that shift, like, I look through the windows to see who's working at the time. It's actually where my boyfriend works and he says that he is "A nice guy but he talks WAY to much and uses the word literally at least once per sentence."
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He will never be forgotten 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm an actress and Heath Ledger is my role model... And Johny Depp and Anthony Hopkins are my supporting role models.
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People who have my name 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My name is Hannah and there were 3 other Hannah's in my class last year. One of them had the same last name as me. And all the other ones got failing grades.
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Stay classy ladies 51 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Is a size 10 chubby? I've always considered myself chubby.
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It's not free spirit, it's lazy parenting 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
For some reason I really love how instead of saying children they used the word "spawn".
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Every guy knows that feeling 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What I've always wondered as a girl is what the guys at the check out think when I buy lingere or tampons.
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