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It literally translates to "Apple of the earth"

Why would you want to shut down the ice bucket challenge? It's for such a good cause!

Not Robin Williams

And now Robin Williams is dead too... Dammit!

My grandparents live in sandwich mass and I go there regularly and it is literally one of the cutest towns I've ever seen/been to. And I can tell from the trees and other foliage I the background of this photo that it is not Sandwich Illinois, but Sandwich Mass.

I do that and I live in America, I've been doing it with my sister since we were like 5 and 7 and still do it it's so friggin good

That's what finding oil does!

Is it just me or does that look a bit like Marcus Butler

See the crown, BE the crown, you ARE the crown

Oh, look at that... I've been impaled

My sister lost her phone all winter and she had no clue where it went but in the summer she found it... It had been under the snow and still had 2 bars of battery left. It's not even a nokia

That's actually not true... Have you heard of nipples?

I think they mean cannibals...

We had a fire in my house and everyone else grabbed useful things like the dog but I grabbed my phone and iPad and a pillow... It was 3 in the morning and I just lay down outside... And slept...Don't judge me

He's a prettier girl than me

Turk and JD, I miss them :( "aye"

But how could you fully scan it if the ear is in the way?

The dad is like, woah son, how'd you come up with such a cool username? The sister is all like, what does *insert dirty joke* mean? And the mom is just like, firs of all how'd you get on this computer, second, what does that *insert same dirty joke* mean! and third! WHY ARE YOU ON TUMBLR THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE HOW COULD YOU DO THIS. SON ARE YOU BECOMING A HIPSTER CAUSE WE CAN GET YOU HELP TO GET YOU OVER THIS WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE JUST THE OTHER DAY YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE A TRAIN ENGINEER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU OHHHH IM JUST SO MAD! Nut that is sort of a cool username, so....

Ajskfljsjnssmajsneywjsderpidjdhdjdderpdkdhdmderpmsjdkderp WHAT IS THAT 800 NUMBER!!!!!!!????!

We're so close guys!

That's his secret... He's not actually human

6 minutes in and out... I could have sworn that when my grandma got her surgery it was at least 10. Unless medical science has miraculously gotten more advanced since 1967 I'd say that this video is a scam.
Just in case any of you thought I was actually that stupid, it's called sarcasm.

OMG that actually happened in one of the episodes

Unless you're too fat like me

Ok my name is Anna and this kinda annoys me. Everyone has been typing her name as Anna when it's really Ana. This Ana is pronounced like in the movie, as ahhna. Like with a really lone a at the beginning. My name is pronounced like Hannah without the h. Sorry. I just really wanted to say that.

Hey girl, I really like your legs. I think I'll call this leg thanksgiving and this one Christmas. I was wondering if I could visit you between the holidays ;)
Got it from Kingsley...

Rare earth metals actually aren't rare, just difficult to separate from other materials

Does anyone else see the little Mexican chiwawa from Webkinz?

That's Tom Hanks you absolute friggin walnut

I was on imgfave and it had a lot of reposts from funsubstance so I decided to check it out.