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My father and all his friends are like this, and then everyone in my family calls ME the bad guy because they're "just teasing" FUCK YOUR TEASING

guys, this has been done before. It turned out muscular atrophy makes it so you need like months of physical therapy after to do simple functions. Even if therapy is provided free, you do not, I repeat, DO NOT want to take up this offer.

I get the States different taxes for different states thing... but why don't they do it in Canada? IT'D MAKE LIFE SO MUCH EASIER
No more "I have $20 and the total is $17... I'll be fine."
*gets to counter*
"Your total is $21.23..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

ninjowl

um, it's to get all the nail polish in one corner of the jar so when there's only a tiny amount left on the bottom you can still get some on the brush...

Why not both?

omg there are MULTIPLE STYLES OF WRITING IN JAPAN. That is only one of them.

*feels proud to be Canadian*

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And a murder

Just praying to a God that I don't believe in

I think this is really biased and stupid. Some points might be correct, but you're saying I'm a failure because (for example) I don't keep a journal? REALLY?

so?

That was one of the best scenes

Woah woah woah. You WANT to be Elsa? Wasn't like half the movie Elsa running away from society because she couldn't control her powers and they turned her into a monster in the eyes of her people? Who she accidentally plunged into an eternal winter? The same woman who nearly killed her sister /twice/?
You don't want to be Elsa.

Do you want to know the reason the side effects on most antidepressants include suicide? It's because the medication treats both the depressed mental state and the lack of energy caused by the depression, but the lack of energy goes away first. So for a brief period of time you'll feel like you want to commit suicide and have the energy to carry it out.

Guys, you realize not only a human can, but a human HAS survived something similar, right? If not, look up Phineas Gage and prepare to be amazed at human resillience

I never understood why the idiots who say swag wear it like a badge of honour. I mean dude... having shit we all got isn't an achievement... we all have it....

"The evil was actually a nice friend, she just had an unfortunate name." XD

Hey, Belle's is totally doable! in fact I'm pretty sure you could do all of them except Ariels and maybe, MAYBE Jasmines

So, awesome?

What you're calling 'justice' is technically defined as "equity". Seriously, look it up.

I want to like this... but the likes are at 1984... and it seems so appropriate...

Actually there's an almost identical fairytale called Ashputtel and quite frankly that name makes more sense than Cinderella. Both fairytales claim the mean stepsisters gave her that name because she had to sleep in the fireplace so she got covered in ashes ('cinders' for Cinderella). The Germans are doing it right.

omg that kid is adorable

I know who the bear is, but I have no idea who the man is

Oh, I read cracked too!

Oh so you can't have respect for others if you weren't spanked as a child?

Are you implying jedi are not badass?

In Greek, that actually IS two words.

I want this on a T-shirt

Guys the Death Eaters can't use Guns, they're Pure-Bloods who despise all muggle inventions. They wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.

what a dick

I now want to know what they were arguing about.

All phones lie... it's bad for the battery to leave a phone at 100% charged so it'll charge up to 100% and then lose charge until 90% to avoid hurting the battery.

That's a dick move