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Yes.

Oh screw you.

um... -Augustus Waters

That face in the last frame...

Or possibly Neil Gaiman with a swelled nose.

Not a pulitzer prize winner...yet.

Aristotle was wrong about just about everything he ever thought about...

BOTH

...most americans? Really? Most americans will just sit wherever their damn plane ticket says they sit, no matter who is in the seat next to them.

"He saw again the white angel." so basically, exactly what's happening right now.

This is an Onion article.

MIIIIIITCH!!!

Hank made it to Funsubstance!

8th amendment

Whenever I see a list like this I always imagine at least one is complete bullshit...

And who the hell cares? Honestly. You know that in Africa Jesus is black, and in Asia he's asian, and in mexico he's hispanic? People make Jesus whatever ethnicity they need him to be to help them better understand his message.

Nope. Sorry. Not buying your stupid, pro-gun fear-mongering today.

I once spent over an hour trying to come up with an actual answer for this question. I got nothing.

It's all about where you live. In Texas, stores never owe you money. You can work it down to zero, but you'll never get money back.

They did this with The Big Lewbowski too. "Two Gentlemen of Lewbowski" is the title.

So I'm not the only one who crushes skulls between my hands when this happens?

So... we're ripping off John Mulaney stand-up now?

And that, kids, is how you troll.

Jefferson was not a "non-believer", he was a Deist. He believed in a God that created the Universe, set it into motion, and then left to do other things. He totally believed in God, just not in a lot of Christian teaching.

That's actually a pretty good movie, as far as cheesy b-movie action goes. Plus it stars Ron Howard!

This is a fantaaaastic picture.

THIS IS F**KING STUPID

This is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen in my life.

That's because all that matters is that God loves you just the way you are.

THANK YOU for sourcing Cracked.

THANK YOU

Just remember, that's going to cause your son to die of disease as he will gain none of the immunities your breast milk passes on.

Erikson.

I think a wedding hall is just called a church...

I love John Mulaney.

I have this comic in a book of Far Side comics.

This sign is from a Cracked.com photoshop contest. It's not real.

Where's the button for Danny Elfman? If we're talking constant collaborations, Elfman knocks them both out of the park.

Thank you for this gem, Cracked.com.

I was going to write a comment about how the whole NSA thing had been going on since GW Bush, but I think the point has already been made.

Am I the only one who thinks hardcore jane from tarzan is freaking hot.

My sister must have posted this... these are her favorite bands. Except for the last one.

I've got three wolves inside me. Good, Evil, and Moon Moon.
I feed Moon Moon the most.

Picture from #4 is wrong, asshole. That's the 90s Dredd with Sly Stallone.

who is this genius i must know

this is from rat race. i haven't seen that movie in five years. i will now go watch that movie again. thank you, funsubstance.

this man has spine, balls, guts, and any other bodily manifestation of manliness.

French the Llama, this is true.

just waiting for that first bird to take a dump on it.

In the credits, her name is actually spelled "Cera". As in, Triceratops.