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Not for the faint hearted 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*throws up*
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Kum & Go 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Skeet and flee
Nooooooo 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
DADDY NOOOO....
Sassy food life hack 18 comments
guest · 11 years ago
FAAAAKE.
Me, when my crush does something cute. 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Like blinking...
Or breathing...
Or existing...
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The best pick up line ever 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*his
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The best pick up line ever 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Did it ever occur to her to ask him to point out where her ex was?
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Bill nye really loves selfies 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I could die with no regrets.
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Laser eye surgery 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is what I thought laser eye surgery was as a kid.
Flirting 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I always aim to look like Joey Tribiani.
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Gonna eat healthier this year 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*smashes plate over head*
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Having to go back to school after winter break 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I started school today and my handwriting was atrocious.
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True dat 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yeah, the truth would surely sting.
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s*xting more romantically 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Now that's more like it.
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Rest in Peace 2013 32 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why can't we talk about Margaret Thatcher? Excuse me, but I've been living under a rock.
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Funsubbers Dream 76 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I volunteer.
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Coming soon... 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And the THX logo.
ESPECIALLY the THX logo...
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lorde voldemort 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why not say, "Muggles"?
What a time to be alive 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If you think about it, this is actually incredible.
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Favourite quote. You sir, John Green, are a genius 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
You see, Jaden Smith? THIS IS SOMETHING DEEP AND ACTUALLY WORTH MENTIONING.
Gotta love John Green.
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What a twist. 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well, his diaper hasn't been changed.
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Manliest jacuzzi 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Maybe that's the other guy's plan...
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Hermione ain't taking any of your bull shit today 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
NOOOO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
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Chew on that 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
LIFE IS UNFAIRRRR.....
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Coolest snow sculpture ever 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He can't drive that!
The Generation That Can Change The World: Give 'Em Hell, Kids... 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Damn. I was born a year late.
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Okay I'm done with this shit 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Guy in yellow is all like, "FUCK DIS"
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Yummy! I'd like to buy 6. 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*sharpens knives*
Oh Phoebe! 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I watched this episode in first grade. It taught me what a "banana hammock" was.
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You look hot 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Agnes liiiikes...
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This was me when I started watching Supernatural. 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Almost as if you were on DRUGS.
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Why Tom Hanks is awesome 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Same thing happened to me! Except it landed in a lake and floated away... and I was the kid screaming... and nobody got it.
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As a teacher, I'm usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Not really. I couldn't find my shade of Coral Blue.
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What a life 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This happens whenever I realize how much of a screw-up I am.
But, hey! That's what FunSubstance is for, right? :-)
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Fake b*ners 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I feel you. When I was in first grade, I was waiting in line to go to recess. My jeans' "boner" was showing and I was unaware of this thing. My childhood bully turned around and saw it. Afterwards, he pointed at it and yelled, "DIIIIICK!"
Everybody laughed and I was so embarrassed.
Sometimes it's all you need 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Haha This reminds me of Yes Man.
"Next stop: AZKABAN!"
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who will win? 940 comments
guest · 11 years ago
DAMN ALL YALLZ SOME SAVAGES
#iaintmade4dislife #somefilter #thisisreallyapoundsign
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who will win? 940 comments
guest · 11 years ago
LIKE IF YOU'D BOUNCE ON JUSTIN BIEBER'S DICK WITH YOURS
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This was me when I started watching Supernatural. 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is me realizing that I've spent hours on here.
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As a teacher, I'm usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hey, same guest here. My sisters and mother dragged me along.
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Skills 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
In my younger days, if you could hang upside down from the chin-up bars, you had skill.
Mcdonald facts 22 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I live in NorCal but I've never heard of TacoTime. If you could, please enlighten me.
As a teacher, I'm usually terrified of going to the mall on the weekends 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I saw my teacher once. What an awkward surprise for the both of us since I'm a boy.
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Real friends 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Oh... I SEE it now.
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Good lookin' 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Me with my friend.
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The game 29 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Oh... Everyone around me in 8th grade played this and I had no clue what was going on.
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Bowling lane carpet 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I have airplane carpeting in my kitchen.
There is a hell 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Where are we going?
*clapclapclap*
ETERNAL CHOCOLATE DAMNATION
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Remember the d*ck church? Here they are flushing the fire hydrant 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I saw that cumming.
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Bacon food 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Say "beer can" in a British accent.
...
You'll be saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent.
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