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cut the smile after you bake it, not before

and that, people, is why you always tear an oreo apart before you eat it.

He could go to the ministry of magic and walk through the curtain Sirius fell through.

um, where is this. i must move

More like the cat is thinking "get me a bigger box, or I'll remove your face".

Why the f#ck would you cut the cup in half?

You're not synchronized guys. It won't be a perfect fusion. You'll come out fat, or old.

Someone shoulda thoughta that earlier....

Now explain why the pac-man generation was into popping pills.