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The face 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Looks like duck season is starting.

Reminds me of end of the world. Movies 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Don’t forget The Wolverine, Blade II, Captain America: The First Avenger, Thor: The Dark World, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1 and Vol. 2, Captain America: Civil War, Black Panther, and Justice League.

Reminds me of end of the world. Movies 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

No Man’s Land is now apparently in America. Thanks Wonder Woman!

Please insert disk 5 of 7 now!! 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Many people haven’t seen Jesus either but he’s the universal save icon, too.

They took our jerbs 13 comments

guest · 6 years ago

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” -Donald Trump, June 2015

They took our jerbs 13 comments

guest · 6 years ago

He assumed there were good people.

They took our jerbs 13 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Kindly look up President Trump’s speech from June 2015 when he announced he was running for the White House.

What happened to Johnny Depp? 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Have any of us ever really seen the real Johnny Depp?

Thinking outside the box 2 comments

guest · 6 years ago

What the eff? Are there only 2 episodes per disc?

Yeah, you know what to do . . 10 comments

guest · 6 years ago

As much as I enjoy the view, short-shorts are not appropriate for a grandmother’s birthday party, period.

Theory: A reason Marvel changed their looks for Infinity War 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Or it could just be character development. Chris Hemsworth was tired of the wig so he was able to convince Marvel to let his real hair show for Thor 3.

...It knows 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

What’s the name of this show so that I may steer clear of it?

Men in black 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Thanos adopting Gamora as his child (Avengers: Infinity War)

That's just a towel 4 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I might still be able to fap to that.

Awesome matches life hack 12 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I don’t know what to do with this.

Shoddy Job 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

What’s really crazy is the costumes for Hawk & Dove and Robin look amazing. Hopefully the Starfire, Beast Boy, and Raven outfits were their civilian outfits.

Little bit 6 comments

guest · 6 years ago

But Jenny McCarthy said...

Moon tripping 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Those suits were multi-multi layered to prevent such an incident from occurring.

How long could you survive on each planet without a space suit? 12 comments

guest · 6 years ago

*pssssst* The lesson was about the planets, not the solar system. Miss Frizzle’s not going to Pluto.

How long could you survive on each planet without a space suit? 12 comments

guest · 6 years ago

*psssst* Pluto’s not a planet.

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Look carefully 9 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I’d rate that joke a 9 out of 11.

Oh shit how can I describe this thing 10 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Your use of meme is bad and you should feel bad!

Harry Potter unknown facts 8 comments

guest · 6 years ago

She fulfilled that threat shortly before the release of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

That's a hard one 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

5 sheets. Standard books have odd number pages on the right and even on the left.

Can someone rectify this? 9 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I don’t think the second half of the statement is true.

Stupidity part 6 21 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Wait, wait, wait! Since when have women peed? I thought they went to the bathroom to touch up their makeup and talk to their friends. My life has been a lie.

Did you know? :) 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

An opportunity missed.

This commercial triggers me 18 comments

guest · 6 years ago

“You know what a God Damn computer is, you little sh*t.”

First day 17 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Firing him will be like shooting fish in a barrel.

We need a new hero 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Clarification for the tide pod eaters - 36 or 42 of the richest people instead of 8.

"oh look, an airstrike. Better find some kids and take photos of them." 17 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Especially for that.

We need a new hero 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I think the actual number was 36 or 42.

One of the best 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

An overzealous fan stormed the stage during the election. Didn’t make it to candidate Trump.

Parallel universe theory keeps me awake at night 9 comments

guest · 6 years ago

But if it’s not possible, wouldn’t it be impossible to enter said universe?

Halloween is coming 10 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Hey y’all, Christmas is coming!

Science b*tch! 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

I looked for an explanation and it’s theorized that if you stood on the planet where night and day met and spun around “like a rotisserie chicken” while holding your breath, then you could survive for 2 minutes. But I will argue that you’d burn up too much energy while spinning to last 2 minutes. I’d believe 1 minute but not 2 minutes.

Science b*tch! 19 comments

guest · 6 years ago

How do you survive 2 minutes on Mercury with no atmosphere and extreme temperatures (depending on which side you are on)? Maybe 2 seconds.

I don't understand ride share opposition 21 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Source?

Don't Sound Stupid, Stop Saying Like 16 comments

guest · 6 years ago

It makes you sound lazy spoken out load. But presidential if you use it in a tweet!

And he could do it if he wants 5 comments

guest · 6 years ago

Just his head, from what I’ve heard.