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You know the Karen problem is bad when the government gotta step in and be like "Stop calling the cops and let the kid have his damn lemonade stand!"

Daily reminder that Peta murders 90% of the animals they rescue and doesn't deserve to exist.

Jk Rowling was hounded by fans for years to write a book she didn't want to write and was basically forced by a studio to endorse another set of fucking movies she wanted nothing to do with. She was shoehorned into staying within Harry Potter for decades, constantly pestered for new content while knowing anything else she wanted to do could never live up to that success. And now we're seriously going to give her shit because SHE can't seem to let HP go and move on?

Send this to his boss. Ask if they're really okay with racists on their team.
He wants to boot his daughter out that's fine, he doesn't need so much cash anymore though. Give that job to someone who isn't garbage.

Peta crossed that line years ago when they claimed to be about animal rights while killing 90% of their rescues.

RIP, Stefan.

Please tell me this man went to Basic. Please.

Too little, too late

If this joke were realistic, France would be screaming too

I forgot that snails could get this damn big, and honestly I wish it had stayed that way.

Not even the best part! They were actually fierce rivals who disagreed on everything, and the straw that broke the camel's back was when Adolf agreed to take Rudolf and his family into his bomb shelter during an Allied bombing raid, and as Rudy was coming down the path with his wife, another wave of planes rolled in and Adolph said "oh it's those bloody bastards again." Rudolf thought Adolph was referring to him, which started the feud between them that got so bad Rudolph started an entirely new sportswear company after the war just to spite his brother's company.
So that's where these two massive brands and decades of feuding came from. A stupid misunderstanding that would have been idiotic as a plot point in a 90s sitcom.

As a professional white person I can confirm this to be true.

"to be honest, professor, we've been asking ourselves the same question for the past 2000 years."

I actually saw one being held just the other day. It was at a lone McDonald's out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by a sprawl of an abandoned shopping complex. It was weird but nice to see this little McDonald's clinging to life to give this one kid a nice birthday with his friends.

I'll do it randomly at my desk in the office. You'll see a bunch of cubicle walls then occasionally me, my hand raised like I'm waiting to ask a question

The scene is from BoB, but the quote is from Red Vs Blue

Still better English than some people on Facebook

Yeah, that's Canadian geese for ya. I live in Michigan, and I can confirm they're all just huge assholes.

As a writer, I can relate. "His command of imagery is so-so, but his characterization, his plotting....fuck man, I couldn't come up with a plotlind like this...what am I even doing with my life?"
This line of thinking goes downhill crazy fast.

I lost a grandfather to cancer when I was 7 and have a grandmother who just came out of a close brush with lymphoma. Didn't know I needed this until I read it thank you.

7 Psychopaths was a highly underrated film.

Typical DC fanboys. "It's not that the movies are obvious cash grabs made by money grabbing whores with no respect for character building or proper storytelling, it's that the site itself is somehow biased against DC films magically! Even though the Nolan films are among the highest rated on there and the ratings themselves are an average from multiple reviews!". Come the fuck on, just admit your movies suck and stop trying to excuse bad storytelling! Maybe then wb will listen and finally hire people who can put out a good film.