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Governor bro 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You know the Karen problem is bad when the government gotta step in and be like "Stop calling the cops and let the kid have his damn lemonade stand!"
Savage 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Daily reminder that Peta murders 90% of the animals they rescue and doesn't deserve to exist.
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Hungry game 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Jk Rowling was hounded by fans for years to write a book she didn't want to write and was basically forced by a studio to endorse another set of fucking movies she wanted nothing to do with. She was shoehorned into staying within Harry Potter for decades, constantly pestered for new content while knowing anything else she wanted to do could never live up to that success. And now we're seriously going to give her shit because SHE can't seem to let HP go and move on?
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That's quite sad 42 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Send this to his boss. Ask if they're really okay with racists on their team.
He wants to boot his daughter out that's fine, he doesn't need so much cash anymore though. Give that job to someone who isn't garbage.
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There are lines you do not cross, PETA 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Peta crossed that line years ago when they claimed to be about animal rights while killing 90% of their rescues.
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Guys, he made it. He is Number 1 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
RIP, Stefan.
I would pay good money to see this guy get the shit kicked out of him. 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Please tell me this man went to Basic. Please.
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This was always a mystery to me 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Too little, too late
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It's ok, I asked permission for this joke and Trump said yes 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If this joke were realistic, France would be screaming too
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Feeding a snail 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I forgot that snails could get this damn big, and honestly I wish it had stayed that way.
Interesting Historical Fact 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not even the best part! They were actually fierce rivals who disagreed on everything, and the straw that broke the camel's back was when Adolf agreed to take Rudolf and his family into his bomb shelter during an Allied bombing raid, and as Rudy was coming down the path with his wife, another wave of planes rolled in and Adolph said "oh it's those bloody bastards again." Rudolf thought Adolph was referring to him, which started the feud between them that got so bad Rudolph started an entirely new sportswear company after the war just to spite his brother's company.
So that's where these two massive brands and decades of feuding came from. A stupid misunderstanding that would have been idiotic as a plot point in a 90s sitcom.
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White people 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As a professional white person I can confirm this to be true.
Our Father will hear about this 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"to be honest, professor, we've been asking ourselves the same question for the past 2000 years."
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Do they not do this anymore? 56 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I actually saw one being held just the other day. It was at a lone McDonald's out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by a sprawl of an abandoned shopping complex. It was weird but nice to see this little McDonald's clinging to life to give this one kid a nice birthday with his friends.
Asking the real questions here 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'll do it randomly at my desk in the office. You'll see a bunch of cubicle walls then occasionally me, my hand raised like I'm waiting to ask a question
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Medic vs doctors 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The scene is from BoB, but the quote is from Red Vs Blue
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These misspelled english words are hilarious 102 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Still better English than some people on Facebook
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"Fight me, you cowards." 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yeah, that's Canadian geese for ya. I live in Michigan, and I can confirm they're all just huge assholes.
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Artists agree? 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
As a writer, I can relate. "His command of imagery is so-so, but his characterization, his plotting....fuck man, I couldn't come up with a plotlind like this...what am I even doing with my life?"
This line of thinking goes downhill crazy fast.
Valhalla 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I lost a grandfather to cancer when I was 7 and have a grandmother who just came out of a close brush with lymphoma. Didn't know I needed this until I read it thank you.
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Savage 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
7 Psychopaths was a highly underrated film.
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Rotten Tomatoes in a nutshell 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Typical DC fanboys. "It's not that the movies are obvious cash grabs made by money grabbing whores with no respect for character building or proper storytelling, it's that the site itself is somehow biased against DC films magically! Even though the Nolan films are among the highest rated on there and the ratings themselves are an average from multiple reviews!". Come the fuck on, just admit your movies suck and stop trying to excuse bad storytelling! Maybe then wb will listen and finally hire people who can put out a good film.