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I would have done the same

And people that have abortions

What you never fucked a dead body

dude. too far

Relevant af rn

cute

My girlfriend Lysa Rachel is all this and so much more. She kills me when she's angry the most inocuos comment can cut me the smallest complement she gives makes my spirit burn brighter than the northern lights she is my morning smile my breathless moan when we make love the scratches down my back when we have sex. The most important person in any crowd. I have only ever had feelings to compare to these for my ex wife never be for never after till now it scars the fuck out of me to have these feelings so fast for someone so young. I have to trust in what she says. I even want to believe she loves me this way but I've been hurt before so has she I have faith but then, I am a cup half empty type. LYSA I LOVE U BITCH

Wait is there a cat near my location that I don’t know about?
Where are you
Must pet
Cats are love cats are life

"Granddad, you can't tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese!"

*stares nervously at collection of Shadman art*

I self identify with an Apache helicopter

Agent Romanov... did you miss me?

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted.

Hodor ;;

Call him VADER...

love this

I love this

So beautiful, BUT right up there with Bambi in sadness. At least Bambi’s Dad showed up when his Mom died :(

If all homophobes are gay, lgbt can't say straight people oppress them because zero straight people are homophobic then.

Is this a joke saying that homophobes aren't actually gay just like he's not actually a spider?

Was this supposed to be a roast? I don't get it.

Maybe jet fuel can melt steel beams

That smile.. that darned smile

Edit: 2 beautiful children***

That’s one ugly baby

I heard a joke like this!
Christian to atheist: If you don’t get baptized, you won’t go to heaven with the good people.
Atheist to christian: People like you?
Christian to atheist: Yes, of course!
Atheist to christian:...
Christian to atheist: ....
Atheist to christian: I don’t think you understand how threats work.

Oh I like it,It's Beautiful!

Beefy alligator: Feraligatr. Lamp: Lampent. Bird superhero: probably Blaziken..

Name of the show please

Ooooh, some dude felt personally attacked by this post.

Sneak attack

Na Na mute

"Find them, YOU FOOLS!"

Just remember to enjoy your years of getting a dual major in 19th century folk dance and grievance studies, then bitch about how the engineering grads are getting much more and better job offers than you are.

Hitler would agree.

No

Aww that's actually adorable stop over thinking it and look at how cute that dog is

eww that's manky and wtf who calls them self pubichair what a horny weirdo