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Nice 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Nice.

I work for a company that exports and imports fruits/vegetables and this is what they 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

They give out as a bonus.

Proud of him! 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Catto

Men are simple 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

He’s distracted, he’s doing shit that isn’t cheating on her. He’s unlikely to check his phone...

Anyone know what kind of pest this is in our greenhouse eating all of our strawberries? 8 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Nice

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I mean....It’s not like they’re wrong 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Nicholson should've been one of those 3.

This kid wins halloween every year 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

yeah dude hood

Waking up with spiders geting out of your ear 13 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Cockroaches. I have been known to quit my house because there was a cockroach in it. I try to keep everywhere spic & span but these little buggers! It's really bad, I can't even see a picture of one without freaking out.

Waking up with spiders geting out of your ear 13 comments

guest · 5 years ago

...to the sweet milky seat....

The struggle 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Masturbnation.

How lucky 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Far out!

Never forget 22 comments

guest · 5 years ago

England hasn't seen the good side of Dental Hygiene since FOREVER....

Dada 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

This is the kind of woman I want to marry.
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@releasethekraken you’re like a wholesomeness factory

Logo design 3 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I was too many years old when I figured out that was his tie, not his tiny arms and legs.

We 12 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Remember: C. P. R.

truth 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Deadpool can't be circumsized. Not sure about wolverine though. He may heal his circumcision wound very fast, not sure about regrowing his foreskin.

I would definitely go to see Jason Momoa as Ariel 16 comments

guest · 5 years ago

It took me like three reads to understand what the hell that guy was trying to say. Oof

woosh 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Why do I keep reading this?

Someone here who know this gem? 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

The first one was still the best imo

So stylish. So elegant. So wealthy. Maybe you could hire someone to hang a clock 12 comments

guest · 5 years ago

@pogmothoin it was sarcasm from the start

Total opposite 7 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Nah I'm the girl dragging my friend behind me obsessing about all the badass cars to look at.

Hmmmmmm 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Preach, don't he condoms, if you don't want the baby just do the ol slapparoo

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Sure you did, buddy 19 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Bucky, is that you??

Where men cried 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Yeah, I definitely cried there.

A human to greet a dog the way a dog greets a human 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Doggo

Understandable. Would you do the same in a first date? 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Or here is another idea ... if she has not the slightest courtesy and good manners, by perhaps excusing herself with a remark about how she absolutely MUST respond to this text or message, then she's clearly not worth bothering to date, and perhaps even not worth bothering with the courtesy and good manners of an explanation why one would just shoot through with an explanation. Just as she had done.

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Understandable. Would you do the same in a first date? 6 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Its needed....jessssicaaa

i wonder what happened after the bullets collided... 9 comments

guest · 5 years ago

The bullet on the right has signs of being fired out of a gun, the bullet on the left was never fired... Some lucky soldier had that bullet hit his extra ammo and it was stopped. Does anyone think that someone was walking over a battlefield and just found this??? No, it was captured in some ones bandolier.....

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Can we start a petition to make a Mild Panic Emoji? 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Let’s do it! *insert mild panic emoji here

What do you think of this beautiful and spacious deck? 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I think at least $100,000.00, lowball estimate.

It really is 14 comments

guest · 5 years ago

The jungle book remake was pretty good but that was solely based on Bill Murray’s performance.

These days were good days 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Things have been circling the drain ever since

Where men cried 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Let's not forget Seymour

Choose Your Side or Hero For Captain America Civil War 41 comments

guest · 5 years ago

easyyyyy.... IRON MAN

After 6 days in a row with 35°C 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

35 degrees? *laughs in australian*

Nice 20 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Nice

Men are simple 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

She also happens to be a pornstar. Of course, that does not invalidate her point, either. Just helps explain the name.

Men are simple 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I can't argue against your point either

What do you think of this beautiful and spacious deck? 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

i cant afford it

Life is a celebration (does not matter how depressive it is) 1 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Read this post? Time to *hiccup*

I wish I had a girlfriend 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

A relationship where you measure how soon you'll break up. "Great."

Men are simple 10 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Semen demon is not someone I'd take relationship advice from

The old gods and the new demand that women hide themselves 35 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I would like to see people's comments and support if the 'real issue' is actually presented in banning the burka and niqab. By presenting this debate only using the hijab is a cowered move and is used as a click bait.

Omg take me bacccck 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

Maybe you’re over-sensitive and a coward, but hey, maybe that’s just my point of view.

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Omg take me bacccck 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I was of average height, but easily the fastest runner and most athletically inclined and competitive, even if not the most gifted. I took great pleasure in humiliating those around me. I still do in fact

This pleases the soul 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

chic fil a is the goat

Banned fish tank 4 comments

guest · 5 years ago

What happens when you insert a coin and turn the knob? Kill the fish by taking a bit of its water away each time?

This is very sad ladies and gents 2 comments

guest · 5 years ago

I actually don't mind the debate whether or not the earth is flat.
Healthy debate and brainstorming is entertaining, and who knows, maybe something is learnt on both sides - even if it is minuscule.
It's when a regime walks in and insists that the earth is flat (for example) and places censorship policies on all information on how the earth is round - that's the line, we as a society, have to pay attention to.

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Omg take me bacccck 11 comments

guest · 5 years ago

And how long you could hold a handstand.

Close enough! 5 comments

guest · 5 years ago

They're the same picture