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Backflip kick from downtown 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am aroused by this.
A domino can knock over another domino about 1.5x larger than itself 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Who paid for this? And can they spare a pretty penny for some student loans?
Such a b*tch 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Okay, but... what in the actual hell is really going on in that picture?
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Be a helper, as others have for you 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He was a national treasure.
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Marvel should F**KING do this. 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I would LOVE THIS. I avoid trailers more and more nowadays because they keep giving away too much of the movie. Let me be surprised, dammit!
Daily Dose of Cute October #2 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cowardly Lion is not amused.
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Like a good neighbor 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
In the US, there is an insurance company called “State Farm”, and their tag line is “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.” This is play on those words, but snarky/what some people might see as silly or funny.
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Probably one of the most 'alien-like' species, the ribbon worm 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
YOU GO SIT IN THE CORNER RIGHT NOW AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.
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Elephant is allowed to visit other exhibits to prevent boredom 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Shhhh... He’s telling the sea lion a secret.
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Call the fire department ! 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
...what... what... was the response he was expecting? “Medium well”??
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Reality hurts 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Except... where’s the fire of crash and burn?
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More drama from USA 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
PLEASE CAN THIS HAPPEN.
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That face!! 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Happy Hedgehog!!
They've bonded 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
D’awwww.
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Short guys must turn gay 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Me too! I’m 5’9”, and I never understood why so many 6’ (and taller) men would end up with the 4’11” - 5’2” women.
Ummmm cr*tch fruits? 47 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I’m a mother of 3 and even I wanted to drop-kick that woman with her stupid, entitled sign and smug smirk.
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The ritual 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
- Take 3 deep breaths and yell, “I swear, one more word and I will turn this car around!!”
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Pikachu girlfriend 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
“Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Pikachu looks at Pikaboo.”
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This is a rock 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I thought it was cake! Heh heh heh... I’ll just keep sitting here on my rear end, thinking of food... nothing to see here.....
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Snuggeling kittens 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My turn? Please?
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Aquaman 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sassy Aquaman
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Wait... Where do scrambled eggs come from? 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What in the actual... what... Why.. What?? WHY.
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Foot long pets 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sneak level: 1000
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Blessed 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Favorite comment of the whole damn week! xD
Mood all weekend! 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
HOW DARE YOU.
Can you tell? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I feel like the eyes have been photoshopped, and maybe those are Ellen’s...?
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How to pose for first ever picture with your parents 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
(That doesn’t mean there wasn’t labor beforehand, but I get your point.)
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And the ocean is full of plastic 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is sad, but so brilliantly done.
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White tiger goes for a swim 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh, is he angry? I thought he was pretending to be a shark.
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A hive a scum and villainy indeed 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*the best thing you’ve ever done.
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Sculptor creates a life-size statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger out of tree trunk 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
“I’ll be bahk.” (But this time, he means ‘bark’.)
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Someone needs to find a new pooping spot 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Literally laughed out loud at “Go poop in a field with all the other buffalo”. XD
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Sweet 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Best boi.
When he talks about his passion and he gets so excited his eyes light up 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was changing shoes for a date in the car before I made my way into the restaurant. I hadn’t finished with the second shoe before my date greeted me at my car, so he knelt down and put it on for me.
It was a strappy sandal heel with a buckle at the ankle.
Oh my holy hell, I still get aroused just thinking about it.
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Do what you want, but don't try to make it seem like it's something special 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don’t think a single cosplayer would dispute this.
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Vsauce, Michael here 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
For whatever reason, this reminds me of the poor raccoon who tried to wash his cotton candy before eating it.
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Life changing advice 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They should also be there for you when you lose.
Learn whos fake and whos not 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think it depends on reciprocation. If your friends are busy, but keep in touch with you as much as you do then, great! But if you have friends who flake on plans, don’t respond to you until forever later, etc. that’s where it becomes an issue.
I have a friend who has canceled or not made time for me when I really needed them. Anytime they contact me, they list off all sorts of things and reasons why they couldn’t get back to me.
And I’m just sitting here like, “why do you keep telling me all the things that are more important to you than me”.
Hey, how you doing? 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How YOU doin’?
Bob Ross costume 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
One year, my husband dressed up as Bob Ross and I was a Happy Tree. :)
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No such thing as thin privilege 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I’ve been very overweight, and I’ve been thin. My personality has remained the same through both, but the difference in how I’m treated when I am thin as opposed to when I was not is night and day. No one will ever convince me there is no such thing as thin privilege.
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Truth 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Preach!!
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This cat's eyes 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The mysteries of the universe are in there.
Cuddles! 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Heart essplode.
I tried to read this 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I’m shocked and amazed that I was able to read this with exactness.
Best card I've seen 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is she dealing with singing bears that hop, then?
Pranking some kids 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That kid survives in the horror flick.
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Understanders will understand 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You are clearly not an understander.
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Bamboozled again 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
“Dammit, Jim, just give me the treat.”
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Ball of thread 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That is a look of regret if ever I saw one.