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That end poop was a twist i didn't see cuming!

Here come tha fun substance!

Sorry sis...

So i take they had the baby for breakfast, hence the milk was up for grabs?

No more looking at the ceiling for this gal while i cant sleep. Side wall look ou!!

Band name = cavity search

In my country slides are made of shiniest steel to attract heat from the sun. Only the brave make it all way down

Dont stress, i think he wants brown shoes. Help him

Elon musk is an anagram for LONE SKUM. Mind blown!

Sweet potato my friend

Check and mate. Now those nudes hold no powers of erection suspicion..i mean of supsicious erection..no..no..maybe dont

Noice... She hulked the shit out of those pants

Your joke has raised the level of Ire in ireland. To be sure!

Nice tip. I always get concerned what to do when i shit like spaghetti

Arguing more like it. Checkmate

Where did they live for the year or more it took to build? So did he kick the whole village out and say come back next year

Pizza and sofa for the win!

Batfleck is lit

Sidesaddle bitches

Hey escaping baby, can you wait while i set up my camera...said no good parent.

I had a Dolphin drive me home in an Uber. 5 stars, plus no rape

...and if you pan right you will notice all the wheel chairs following

Dr. : so tell me little man, how did you get pink eye?

Why is she packing his bombs?

How to prep for teabag 101

Damn...be woke Wendy's, be woke!

Xmen...evolution...Charles Darwin...subtle

Yeezus...learn to spell

Thanks for the foreskin..I mean forewarning

Lionel Richie does stand up??

Stay woke, nasa

Fresh nut juice..mmm

Where's the potato?

Wtf is one marijuana?

Is this fap tip?

No touching!

Matches work everytime..especially for blood

Man tries to mount animal, gets rejected and dies of broken heart. Disney couldn't have written it better

Boom, 71 left to go /72 virgins.

Had a blind driver beep me today and i was like "Curse you brail bumps"

umm..how does a husband cancel a wedding? He's already married.

Hi, this is Nev from MTV's catfish. Is anyone here friends with Betty we would love to here from you, please call me 1.555.LOVECAT

Remember, sweden is neutral so they like it raw not war

Yeah cos urinals are heaps better than a crowd of girls...pffft

Nice move, she has a towel on her head, but she loòoooooves the D!

Richard is so loyal he back his friend that beats people for serving cold meats at dinner. True friends need steak at night and slap any that oppose them. True fact. Happy birthday to his little girl.