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I didn't want diamonds, so my husband got me an aquamarine and white sapphire ring set in sterling silver. Less than $100 from J.C. Penny and much more beautiful than most engagement rings I've seen.

I didn't hear the Gregorian chant.

Oh gosh. The feels are coming too early this morning! I want to give them a hug.

My husband's update to the joke:
Robin: What's the ery?
Batman: We have to catch the villian!

Fun story I like to tell: Shortly before my grandpa got married, he was flying a plane. He saw some of his friends at the beach. Naturally he wishes to scare them, so he flies down super low. Got caught in some power lines. He's in a body cast for his wedding.

I am laughing so hard at this! Oh my goodness! Thank you for spreading such joy.

Where is this beautiful place?

That is super awesome! Did you have a pattern or are you just that super talented? Also, crochet or knit? I crochet, but can only follow patterns.

@castre @cabbage I'm too lazy to sign in, so I guess I can't reply to your comments. Also, for anyone reading this without what some would call a sick fascination, this is a super gross story. My husband is mad I told him. I would have posted a link, but apparently "(content) Cannot contain links." I apologize in advance. I'm guessing this is the story: a guy's GF visits him in PA from FL. He decides to go down on her. It is unusually smelly and disgusting tasting, so he pops a jolly rancher in his mouth. While going down on her, the jolly rancher slips in her. He takes it out with his finger and puts it back into his mouth. Except it's not his jolly rancher. It is a gonorrhea nodule. Which pops in his mouth. Needless to say, much vomiting on his part and cheated with some rando on her part.

The red shirts always die