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Gross.

Sounds about right.

1. How do you not know your co-worker's wife died? Especially if you are going to be so nosey. 2. People wash their stuff in the office sink (why would you ask and then why would he cry about it? Was she the one who washed his lunchbox?)

it's not the definition of an introvert to stay in and avoid people. That is a hermit. Why would anyone want someone who sits inside their cave all day and avoids people. That sounds like the suckiest relationship ever and it will get old fast.

How would they even figure out that situation?

He's an idiot.

I was trying to describe coconut water to someone the other day and actually this is so accurate I wish I would have see it beforehand.

It feels like they are supporting a stadium that bans women and hiding who they are to be a part of it. Screw that.

Old Saabs - omg, like tanks.

That's embarassing

Yes, life would be so much better after a month.

I met a guy when I was 17 and we became instant friends and were inseparable for a bit, but college took us in different directions (we went to the same college, but partied and didn't ever get together besides hooking up once later). We lost touch eventually. Last year, he got sick and almost died, but during his drugged up, feverish state in the hospital, he had a dream about me and said my name. His gf at the time got mad and they broke up. I had thought about him at about the same time and found his email online. It wasn't an address he normally uses, so it took awhile for him to check it and reply after I emailed him to say hello. He asked me to call him, I did and we talked on the phone for hours everyday (for 2 months), then he packed up his stuff and drove across the country to be with me (moved here). I am 39 and he is 40 and he is my soulmate and the love of my life. He was the first one to say that we are soulmates, but I definitely agree. Don't give up!

It took my forever to figure this out....I am dense.

So you find a basket of white powder (or you assume it is) and you add a bunch of ingredients to make bread...what kept you from snorting it or adding water for paper mache. I mean, but seriously, that's obviously a cat.

He will have to work and join the army

No, you just look like you smoke weed all the time.

WTF is this ad?

It's a beautiful tattoo.

I don't even know what Fortnight is, so I win.

why though?

on purpose.

gross

Oh is insurance going to cover it then? Doubt.

one bag tho?

a shelter wouldn't let that happen

My wedding ring was $4k and it was paid off in a year, still have money and stuff. My husband insisted upon it and that is what we did. Oh well, to each his own.

lame

I quit facebook 8 months ago and I survived.

Exactly and my husband doesn't get it. *shrug*

You lost me at "declawed." Then you gave up your other cat. You are not an animal lover.

Because it would be so fun to be drunk at work. This is probably for a severe alcoholic who doesn't want to lose his job.

She didn't feed these dogs, these dogs were strays near the funeral home, over 800 miles from where she had lived. This story - while fun seeming - also appears to be a little bit of bs.

I'm the corgi.

My sister then threw me against a wall. Good times.

It's The Onion though.

I get it, but I wouldn't have a beard then

This seems mean and probably fake since they are both using terms of endearment

whoever made this is now my favorite person.

I am still waiting for her to perform a very, very late term abortion on me.