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Can I pay him to NOT do this?

Hurry your ass up the stairs mate yeah off you go *pat pat*

It would be actually pretty nice if what he does helps to brighten even one persons day. Keep sparkling!

If I heard a cat I'll look too even if I wasn't on drugs

I'm 5'2" so any guy standing next to me looks hella tall. Don't worry 5'7"s :)

Anyone remember EA challenge everything?

Meanwhile I would have answered the questions point blank and only come up with the smart remark sometime next week in the shower

I've fed a giraffe once and their saliva is slimy as hell I feel bad for the poor guy

Is it just me that's disgusted that you left a used condom instead of I don't know a wrapper or something for your mum to discard

I can't tell what's worse but the bread-dexter might be it

When the ring is half way down your lips it's not a septum piercing anymore it's a door knocker

And started calling me pun

Really hope they have boulder insurance

Congratulations you played yourself

It's like this image was screenshotted and then rescreenshotted for a good 10 years non stop

I do. You know how when you're staying at a hotel it's nice to come back and the whole room is tidy and you instantly feel more relaxed? Just like that if you leave your room neat and make the bed, at the end of the day it feels so nice to come home to neat room

She actually looks pretty average but I feel like the hype of her from wonder woman just has people going all :O

Aww it's a Rex cat