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Exactly...while he has been screwing around with the cat, where is the baby?

And we are talking about bears. Did bears sleep in separate beds?

And charges $80/hour

He had some sort of stand off with them.

Ken jennings - he won the crap out of jeopardy. The "answer" is fake though

This is in Japan and the person who reported from the location where Angel is kept reported a strong smell of chlorine in the air around the tank. There are other issues as well. Do you work as a dolphin trainer at this location in Japan? If not, then you don't actually know.

My 45 year old sister thought Canada was south of the U.S. (we live in Illinois)

Most likely they are not really guests, they just don't want to attach the post to their login and be haunted by everyone's dumb comments.

girl, you cray

And while you are "all for medical marijuana," it is not that easy to get in every state.

Huh? My spouse has primary progressive multiple sclerosis and, besides slowly becoming more paralyzed everyday at the age of 37 (started 10 years ago), he suffers extreme nerve pain. Weed helps. A LOT. Sounds fun, eh?

yes, it's for North Korea

I heard it in my dog's ears.

Ok, just like every other saying, it doesn't apply to all situations *eyeroll*

I usually say that I have to use the restroom and then I leave for good.

Can we lose the "not all heroes wear capes" line please. Like really never say it again. NO HEROES WEAR CAPES. Only fake "super heroes," plus it has been said over 10 million times and is not witty anymore.

If he says it again, make a bigger frown face and don't say anything back. Although I don't think it is "sexual harassment" per say, it is someone trying to passive-aggressively control you because you are in a position where you cannot tell him to F off. It is a form of harassment that you wouldn't tolerate in your private life.

milk? Of course that makes you sick - gross.

Not massive, but definitely not small (or tiny)