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If you're a woman (88% of participants), middle aged (average age was 44), and one dog slept in the room but not on the bed.

Buy cordless mice and that won't happen.

So she hired all the homeless to work at her company that made coats that turned into sleeping bags for the homeless. Of course, since there were no more homeless to make coats that turned into sleeping for, the company went out of businesses, leaving all the employees homeless, without coats, or sleeping bags. This foolish venture accomplished nothing and left everyone rather confused.

Why is this news? People have been driving themselves and others to the hospital for as long as cars and hospitals have existed. I've driven myself to the emergency room twice in the past three years. I'm sure in larger cities with fewer car owners calling a taxi to go to the emergency room, hospital isn't uncommon. With the convince of cell phones and apps for both ride sharing and taxi service, I'd be surprised if ambulances DIDN"T see a drop in use.

They shut down and lock up if you shake or tip them. Being near one during an earthquake is pointless.

FAKE NEWS! Well, satire.