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Nice 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
More shit that never happened, a funsub specialty.
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Ernest Hemingway is tough to kill 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He's dead.
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Girls love meat 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Google reveals that it is a sweet potato salad. Google knows all.
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Think for yourself 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Here's a quibble: slavery and segregation were legal, but actually the Holocaust was not. Which is one reason the Nazi government tried to keep it a secret.
Girls love meat 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cannot identify the side dish to the left.
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Dose of goodness: This South African doctor 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Consultant"?
I don't know how to program myself. I've always been to lazy to try. 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is profoundly true.
Good guy gym owner 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not just with gravity but also inertia. Wikipedia equivalence principle.
College is a lie 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dubious.
Educated yourself 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Having a drink with dinner.
#FishPhysics 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes.
Awkward tension generator 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He's not wrong.
K bye 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tell him not to worry, Trump can't figure out how to do anything.
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Shots fired! 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I have noticed that the word "admit" is a particular favorite of idiots.
OMG so savage 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pro tip: never boil a hot dog.
Mind blow! 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What is the relationship between lithium and meth?
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Epic 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Eating with chopsticks while drinking red wine.
Can't change history. Good or bad 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The statues of Hitler have been removed. How does your theory accommodate that fact?
*reads while eating KFC 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They should include a picture of yersinia pestis. They have precious lives too.
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The best thing to happen in an airport, ever 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I suspect Benadryl was involved.
Carter 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We now have a much better President. So polite, he says "pardon me."
Don't put stuff in your butt 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Then you have a serious fever and better get to the emergency room.
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This is possibly the most absurd copyright claim I've ever heard 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This was years ago. The judge threw it out.
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The Rock is a real hero 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Kinda like, except the onion is funny.
Nice one, Home Depot 23 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is one of those one-source stories. The guy who was fired says it was because he stopped a kidnapping. mm hmm.
Choose a side 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Googled it. Find only wingnuts sites claiming Time said it. Except no actual evidence that Time said it.
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"But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people." 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
See arthlevy.deviantart.com. He will sell you one on etsy for about $200.
I wonder how many of you there are 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Trump fans love to make stuff up, then they can use their imaginary facts to prove something.
I can't trust them anymore 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Law is not surprising, but the picture is. Where did you get that picture? Is that like a stock photo from a parallel dimension?
b*tch  8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Come on, you have to admit it's funny somebody downvoted this.
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b*tch  8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The poor who are elderly qualify for both -- for example, a nursing home is not covered by Medicare, but is covered by Medicaid. Most people who live long enough wind up needing Medicaid coverage.
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Real heroes 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What BS. She got the kids off the bus in under minute, and then the bus went up in flames. No kid was injured. This is not mediocrity, this is success. Try not to confuse them.
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Creative Cat in Topiary Garden 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Richard Saunders made a whole series of these surrealist images.
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The police 39 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Curious what you have to post to get two years in prison.
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Too funny 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'll take stuff that I don't care if it happened for 600.
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The f*ck do you do with them? 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm concerned that I'm the first person to point out here that what you do with boobs is feed babies. But I don't know why your friend was in such a hurry.
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No. Don't. Stop! Mom? MOM! 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I want the recipe.
oh ok. 48 comments
guest · 7 years ago
BTW number 3 was written by someone from the Cato Institute, which is a bunch of right-wing extremists.
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oh ok. 48 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, I do know how kids learn it -- it's because kids aren't stupid.
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PSA 22 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This happened on Sep. 1, 2016 on I-20 in Georgia -- and it didn't happen the way it says here, but anyhow, don't cut in front of semis.
Keep it in your robe, Hermione 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I am *not* clicking that link.
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Don't know him, suddenly he messages me this 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You don't know him, like the jury is gonna believe that.
Wow you must smell bad 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's texting from the shower? She has like a waterproof phone?
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Your girlfriend will change you 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He doesn't look very happy.
Teeth are behind bars 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What happened in that microwave?!
Beaten by Blacks 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think OP meant to post this at funstormfront.com. Common mistake.
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Mad hair 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Google "braid pancaking".
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i dont feel nice now 29 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Here's what racists don't understand: if people call you a racist, it's most likely because you're a racist.
Facts are racist 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"These people"
R.I.P. He was a true hero 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah, I just don't see how he enhanced shareholder value.