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*swipes up* 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
With $5 billion in government funding, that's more our factory than yours. You're still losing money at it, too.
Not all heros wear capes 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He's not a hero. He's a psychopath.
Pay attention 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Says the person looking for people using their phones while driving instead of focusing on the road.
Dogs rank higher than you 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The dog's rank isn't recognized by the military. It's just another in a long list of dog worshiping nonsense.
A story 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They left out the part were everyone claps and the inspirational music plays.
This way, he HAS to let me cut in the line, for sure. Guy from green car- 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The best part is he pulls his pants up and does his little power stance.
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How the current legal system works 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Integrity? He robbed a fucking bank.
Hard lessons 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No one is FORCING you to help, Barb. Now, if the government passed a law stating you either hand over $250 to help or pay the IRS $750, you may have a point. As it stands, though, you're just being an asshole, Barb.
Explains a lot 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You realize 300 is a comic book, right? The movie 300 is based on the comic book. There a huge liberties taken with what is know about the actual Battle of Thermopylae.
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What level of edginess is this?! 45 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It was the " I am intellectually superior" part that "doubt" was directed at. The fact that you jumped into a condescending rant against religion shows you're probably the same type of pseudo intellectual asshole that's depicted in the picture.
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Flat Earth daylight 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The sun rotates around the pole. When the sun is overhead, it's day. When the sun is not overhead, it's night. That's the explanation, anyway. That seems to contradict much of the evidence for the earth being flat, though.
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Good guy brain 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Getting thrown across the room is a Hollywood invention. All of your muscles contract instantly when shocked or electrocuted, causing you to tense up and stand still. There are hundreds of videos online showing people and animals getting shocked and electrocuted. None of them are thrown or go flying. The idea that we all posses the strength to fling ourselves across a room at will, but our brain is keeping us in check is absurd.
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Please don't confuse the two 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Two problems with this sign.
One, all seven of my doctors have spent some time searching the internet during at least one of my visits. This doctor does as well.
Two, people with chronic conditions or people not getting the answers, results they want can find others online having the same problems and can often get ideas or information they aren't getting from their doctors.
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This is how we are 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So I guess we just overlook the rioting, murders, and looting earlier this year over gas prices, then? I wasn't going to say anything, but this "yeah, Mexico" shit has turned into propaganda. Give it a fucking rest.
Not all heros wear a cape 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That water doesn't look anywhere near deep enough for the kid to drown unless he refused to stand up.
Dinosaurs have more feathers 33 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There is fossilized skin, though. It's not like people are just refusing to draw feathers for some reason.
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Physics b*tch 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah, zombies pulling a dead dragon out of a lake on the orders of the Night King, a guy apparently made of ice, and the pulling teams not being in a perfectly straight line is what doesn't fit with reality.
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Gymnastics backflip and catch 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm sure if she's surprised it worked or a toe strayed somewhere it wasn't supposed to go.
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People, please! 31 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No. Gender and sex are the same thing. Unless you get into grammar and languages. Then gender can mean masculine, feminine, neutral. Anything beyond these two definitions is just made up nonsense.
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Not all heroes wear capes 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Trained dog does what it was trained to do. That's not surprising. That's why dogs exist - do stuff for us.
Just read it 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The grass is always greener.
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It looks like so much fun 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Shark feeding station?
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The men who saved so many lives 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He was placed in a mental institute because he suffered from mental and behavioral problems, not because of his ideas.
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A little louder 64 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What if no one touched the can, said anything to the can, even looked at the can, yet it started yelling, repeating itself incessantly, screamed about being disrespected, trashed a restaurant, set fire to a gas station, looted a Foot Locker, sucker punched three white people, shot six black people, stole a car, then claimed it "Din Do Nuffin." Can we blame the can then? Can we blame the can then? Can we blame the can then? Can. We. Blame. The. Can. Then?
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Childhood was a lie. 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Back in the day they were round.
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Shaved chimp 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm sure the chimp will find your frontal lobe most delicious.
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Go with the one that's willing to see you 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's funny...like I have a choice.
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National hero 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You realize that's dinner, right?
devil bunny! 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Elmer Fudd, the early years.
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Brave girl 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't what this kid did, but the universe hates her.
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Think you're having a bad day? 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Undercover state Beverage Control Agents tried to question her because the water she bought looked like beer. She freaked out when they began yelling at her and didn't know what to do. One of her friends told her the badges were fake, so she started her car and took off, hitting two agents in the process. She was later arrested at a stop light for fleeing and assault. She originally claimed the agents never identified themselves, but later said one of her friends said the badges were fake and "just, go, go, go." She settled recently for $200,000.
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Neil degrasse tyson  27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's the way he presents himself and the information, this_istnme. He isn't simply being informative. He's being a condescending, know-it-all asshole. He could of simply stated that eclipses happen quite regularly and left it at that. No. He had to put in the "calm yourself" condescending bullshit, as usual. You really should watch him next time he's on an unscripted show. The guy is really full of himself. He's gotten much worse since becoming a minor celebrity.
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Customer value 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, at least you didn't waste any time doing basic research on any of these topics.
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Installed in 1410, the 600 yr old clock in Prague is the world's oldest astrological clock 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This witchcraft offends me! Remove it!
Sugar gliders sure are cute 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks it looks like it's about ready to kill someone? "You out of your damn mind interrupting cracker time?"
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Baby Notorious 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
A bit early for that isn't it? Let the kid decide if he wants to be a douche or not.
Can't change history. Good or bad 36 comments
guest · 7 years ago
German efficiency.
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If only I had posted this 7 years ago 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You'd be better off with the $5. At least you could spend it.
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Elon Musk has shared Space X first space suit 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
These are actually flights suits, not space suits.