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L'otters 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It'd be the first time a Frechy fought back.
Is Irma gluten free? 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is probably the 4th time I've seen this meme on this site. Let it die already.
I want one 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Pussies are like donuts. There's no such thing as a bad one, some are just better than others.
The living personification of "behold all the f**ks I don't give" 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not necessarily. Venom must be injected, while poisons must be consumed. If it is a protein based venom, it will wreak havoc in the blood stream. However, to drink said venom, your stomach acid would deform the proteins, rendering the venom inert. But something reagent based like hydrogen cyanide is both deadly when injected and when breathed/drunk.
hAH billy 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bonehead
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Pretty relatable 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Jesus cares enough to die and be raised. Someone loves you no matter what.
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Pretty relatable 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
God cares.
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Look at me! I am lion now 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He would make a fine tiger lily.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 168 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Super sense of smell. Inhaler utility belt.
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I bloody knew it!!! 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That is why the entertainment industry sucks. Even if he is unattractive, he is an amazing singer. You shouldn't have to be the total package to a successful artist.
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2 soon 2 furious 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Burn!
Retard strength best strength 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There must not be firearms where jock-itch-boy is from. I dare that motherfucker to walk up in my house. He'll have a 9mm in his face faster than he can say crossfit.
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A woman with great caliber 29 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Blood loss or metal poisoning would be be the two to look for. Probably a flesh would that'll get stitches or a gauze pack and antibiotics.
Nautilus gears 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Perpetual motion machine?
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Makes sense economically 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The Pope is basically and elected official within the Catholic Church. If anything he says contradicts the Bible, specifically the things Jesus stood for, then I believe he is wrong and he stands against the faith that elected him. That has always been my major grievance with the Catholic Church. I am a Christian and I think that they do Biblically unsupported things.
Thanks obama 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We don't either
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<Evil smile> 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Your username should be Canine_Asada now.
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I missed you more 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What is the name?
Clever girl 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Probably a member of a Pentecostal Church
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Feed me, lazy human 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There could be three again if the fat one would undergo mitosis.
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Yeah! Suck it Bront! 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
People fail to understand the concept of Heaven in the fact that it is an eternal dwelling place for souls. I like dogs as much as the next guy, but they have no eternal souls, only human, angels, and demons do. That is part of being made in God's image, and animals are not made in that image.
Cat's tongue close up 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I thought it was for grooming. Either way, looks like velcro to me.
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If the Incredibles 2 is for the same generation of the first movie 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Where's my supersuit?
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Why can't we have this 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's roughly what the Jews have been doing for over 2000 years.
That was unexpected 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Goku is a dad and he's fucking awesome. So is Vegeeta, but I think he's a bit of an ass.
Pick up line genius 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Cuck
tumblr 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He is transracial.
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This is why diversity is so important and why I love Rick Riordan's books 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Obligatory LGBTQ character, meet Obligatory Black, Obligatory Asian, and Obligatory Hispanic Characters. It's like BET all the time.
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I heard, u guys like cats 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why is it inside out?!
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That has got to be annoying. 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Glasses are just for show when you've got your head shoved that far up your ass.
He's on the move 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Just another but hurt millenial
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HNNNNNG 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They are cut diagonally, corner to corner. It's like dovetailing, but rotated 45 degrees.
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I guess that's a good prolem 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The Thirsty Games
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Infinitereaper in the summer 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He would be the worst lifeguard ever! He'd wait for them to die and then retrieve them
Cats in their house 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They might be American Curls, I know they have oddly shaped ears.
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Retail sucks. 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Someone finally made a comic of that textpost.
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Pet reminder 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Fuuuuuck dude. You ain't wrong but you sure ain't right.
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What a big booty 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Easy test, just wave a big black horse dick in front of it and see if it sucks it.
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I use it all the time! 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Unless you are on the University of Central Arkansas campus, in which case campus police will write you multiple tickets. i.e. parking in an undesired area, blocking another vehicle, obstructing the road. I got 3 tickets for the same event.
Now I want to draw something so I can get one 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The repostiest repost that ever was reposted. This has been on this site at least 5 times in the last year.
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How male victims of statutory rape get re-victimized 33 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is admiral a promotion or demotion from captain?
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