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I always assume she's the ugliest one 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Yes. Also. Pro tip. Multiple girls in a profile pic? Account belongs to the ugliest one.

Try not to cry.............Cry a lot 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I love that Treasure Planet is such a great movie they're like "fuck it give them 2 squares they deserve it." My favorite too. My girlfriend never heard of it (of course) and now she says it's among her top 4

and now you know 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I think he sucks in Love Actually but I enjoy him in TWD. Or maybe I'm just a pothead

Blind date with a book, brilliant idea 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

recommendmeabook.com yeah you're fucking welcome

Make a great doctor 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Please no god please no pleaseeeeeee

WTF MTV!?!? 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Pssst. If they air crap and have good ratings they'll keep airing crap

She wins this round 15 comments

guest · 8 years ago

My ex blew me with hot sauce on my dick and I ate her out with hot sauce on her twat. Hey we were young dumb and love hot sauce so we experimented. Didn't burn/hurt either of us. Our mouths were spicy but that's it and it was good because as I've stated we both love hot sauce. I call bull shit unless she spit jalapeno spit in his urethra.

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