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guest · 6 years ago
"Are you a doggo?"
"Am a froggo."
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Speaks for itself 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Guys, there are ways to regulate your sleeping patterns.
Nope... Just nope 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, I'm no biologist but I believe that's actually a nope-weaver.
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Irish on ISIS about the English 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Black sheep, have you any wool?
Daily Dose of Good Vibes: You are supported and we care about you 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Strangers I've never met and never will meet care more about me than the people in my life do... :(
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Capybaras are so cute 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Capibros
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I have never understood why is it so different..But damn this made me laugh 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That and... pneumonia. Nothing says 'welcome to life' quite like pnemonia.
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Mess with Crabby, Get The Stabby 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And if you mess with Kingler, do you get the stingler?
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Octopuses are dank smart. They can get out of bottles. Can you? 29 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Except... That's a jar.
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I've got a job interview today. Wish me luck! 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Heads up. Ha ha! Is funny because head of cabbage. Yes, yes...
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I bet you can relate 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
On the bright side, if you're useless it means tou won't be used by anyone. Personally, I don't enjoy being used.
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Oh Hi there 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tiny alien baby does a first contact with hooman.
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Cause I'm a peep 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So, pretending to be black is still in fashion I see.
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I mean, seriously! 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My guess is after they put the beer in the coconut and threw the can away...
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Coffeeee 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mmmhhmmm. Try going one day without them, now a week, a month, a year... and finally the test of your life.
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Omigosh I'm poor 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
True. Maybe you should try bringing him to your yard.
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Truth 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes, yes it is, marginally.
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Dammit Ζεύς 29 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Watch him Zeus right in!
Canada being Canada. 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If this is true, I must say I don't find it funny. I feel genuinely touched that they care so much.
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The right way to ask for something 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Thought art not mistaken. 'tis indeed the proper way to gain a king or queen's favor.
But historically we all know what tends to happen to monarchies.
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Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Just a guess now, but hear me out: make-up.