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How a real man accidentally cuts himself and dies from blood loss...

I wouldn't be complaining ^_^

We need skilled workers, engineers and scientists more than Lawyers and Doctors. children should be encouraged to explore all careers, not specifically high paying lnes.

My level 14 Redguard has a Staff of Burning, good character right?

"Have sex..." - yeah, as if thats ever going to happen me...
"But do not Masturbate!" - wtf? Hell naw, go heck yourself

43? Aww yisss!!

I'll take shit that never happened for 500

I actually don't like the smell of fresh cut grass, it smells like I'm walking through a Llama's fucking mouth

You can get free condoms anywhere: Doctors Office, Hospital, Online free samples, the list goes on

1% still equals 7 Million people, which is quite alot of People anyway

Omg that black guys face, standing behind him XD

Bish, everyone can do this, it's childs play

So now you can sleep in meetings and not get caught? Sweet

I thought this was the script to a fucking horror movie, jesus christ

Not very practical, its a massive waste of money to imprison someone for a minor violation like animal abuse

That shark looks like Phteven

And then there's me: does 2,2,1,1...(spends two days relaxing, forgets) oh shit, there's work to do!!?!?

But they'll get you neutered, not fun...

... still Murder, I wonder if they all then served Prison sentences?

... what about Gendarmeries?

"Indian Nation" ah yes, I remember reading about Mahatma Ghandi being raised in Wisconsin.

Wtf is "Spirit Week"?

There's another option were you can get your ashes turned into a giant 3D triangle thing to help act as a frame to grow coral reefs

I does gay, atleast once a week. Is very recommend.

Das a flatoo rite dere

And to this day, some say they can still hear the sound of yo momma falling

Have yall never heard of Binoculors & Telescopes??!?

Remember when FS what about funny stories and memes, and not social issues and depressing shit? Pepperidge farms remembers

Romantic... :) except I'm forever alone

he he he...
I love science

It's always funny how Firefighters, Police, Paramedics and the Military do extemely important work for minimum wage yet don't complain.

*calls another adult man 'princess'*

Are they the Borg now?

I must say, that is somewhat adorable.

-what if I told you-
98%.99 of straight people aren't this brand of 'special'

Blackadder, Mr. Bean, the Thin Blue Line... of course he's a genious!!