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She's in a wheelchair you unobservant fuck.

Lightning

Looks like oil

Apple*

Skyrim

It's billy the puppet

What does the red panda say

Have you ever seen a master ninja? Didn't think so.

It's what you would call an "aubergine"

How redundant.

Many tissues

It is

Ehh, bonjour?

Matt no

NO WAY REALLY?

Thats not nice he's absorbing her youth

Missing could be missing from their life.

The outer net is scary

It's a brand (I'm pretty sure)

Thanks for ruining the mood, jackass.

freedom flavor

Yeah, because he couldn't fit his dick in!

Xprincesszelda was a satanist. She didn't believe in satan though. She considered herself her own god.

I'm also thirteen. I just put on my gas mask and handed out candy.

Does it work

It's because they have some kind of special gland in their butthole that is unique from dog to dog.

Why isn't the air inside my wallet called money?

Why not both?

a moment of silence for sararosa.

Did you not read that he's storing jazz up in his cheeks for the winter

Off of his head

Buy her dinner, first!

Maybe he's a Peruvian goat farmer

Go learn to spell.

Maybe you carry purses because they're stylish