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I think us girls are synchronizing. I started yesterday morning and I keep seeing period posts.

Drake looks like a fucking potato.

It looks like the thing from Fern Gully!

Or my stepfather.

I saw a really hairy guy propose by shaving "Will you marry me?" in his back hair.

When I was four I had my picture in the local newspaper because I found a heart-potato on Valentine's Day.

"The thing I love about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice. The water's always changing, always flowing."

*sprays breast milk like a water gun at Alexander*

When I was in ninth grade a girl faked being pregnant to get out of gym.

For the longest time I wanted to surgically remove my nipples so I wouldn't need to wear bras and then I discovered pasties.

I don't have these where I'm from but when I went to the beach in South Carolina I walked through someone's yard and thought I walked into an ant hill and broken glass. There were nearly thirty on each foot. One of the scariest things I've experienced.

When I first found out that the horse is a Fjord I almost pooped my pants because they live in the Fjord. I LOVE THE FJORD.

I tell my mom and grandmother "I love you" every night, before we leave each other, and getting off the phone. I'm 18.

I'd date that person.

Man Man is the name of a hipster band.

Probably so people will understand why they speak with broken English.

I always felt really bad for her on that show.

Mick Jagger.

It doesn't make sense that it says hairless, then natural. Shaving is unnatural.

It's more of a gift than a prank!

Pop the Bieber! Pop the Bieber!

She did the theme song for the Proud Family.

These pictures make me question if I'm really a girl and if I'm white.

Once a German exchange student at my school told another exchange student "Speak English, we are in America." That's the only time I've found that funny.

It's not a squirrel, it's Mothman.

If the dog was for serving the blind it would have a different vest.

Classy women don't cuss, it negates the classiness.

It's true.

I'm pretty sure Miami isn't English.

In Italy they call their lover "my bird," as in love bird, but I can't remember the translation :(

In my area of Georgia the roads are really curvy and the slightest bit of ice causes wrecks.

Real or not, this made me almost like him.

Like a meatball, y'all (in Paula Deen's voice).

If no one cared there wouldn't be a post about them.

My first thought was "How would we know if you're a legal citizen?" And then I felt dumb.

I'm almost 18 and watching the Spongebob movie last weekend made me cry

At first I thought that was a rock-climbing wall. I feel dumb.