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I don't mind the statement,but the delivery needs some work.. 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
3rd Grader: Ponies for everyone!
*Cheering throughout the land*
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Life before cell phones was so simple 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The first and only time that I was allowed to ride my bike to my friend's house (I lived on a dangerous secluded road) I saw a dead raccoon in the street, closed my eyes, and steered into a swamp.
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Me irl 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Addams Family Values
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Not so dumb afterall 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Teaspoons do little damage, so he's implying that he did that guy's mom so many times that the teaspoon hits gave him permanent brain damage.
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Not sure if repost but seems important 70 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How about Hamm, Mr./Mrs. Potato Head or Lotso Huggin's? Those costumes would probably be big enough.
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Humanity is doomed 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And none of that dihydrogen monoxide sprayed on the crops!
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