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Go for the legs!

Amen brother

Gun control.

You do that for real enough times, you break the coffee maker. They're only really able to handle water, not anything with sugar or similar in it.

Fuck you Ricky.

My cat gives me a look like, "oh, you're back? didn't notice you were gone. Dish is empty, by the way. fill it up, white boy."

Oh fuck you

Nope... all I see here is pre-pubescent serial killer and post-pubescent serial killer.

No one forced Nixon to resign. No one can force the president to resign.

Kill....me....

Nope. Not unless Jensen Ackles had been in two captain america movies, two avengers movies, and had established himself as my favorite avenger before starring in winter soldier.

Is it Lima like the city or Lima like the bean

2 minutes into the future. teleportation is hard. and i'll probably wind up in a wall somewhere.

Why does Lucas still have two hands

Well, it's a shortened form of "how do you". That last "do" is sometimes added on. "Howdy Do". And now you know where Howdy Doody gets its name from.

Or, as Voltaire put it, "cultivate your garden".

No thank you, Jim. We already have Jesse Eisenberg as Evil Sheldon, we don't need another.

Are you sure about the most hated and polarizing part? You sure it wasn't the election of 1860?

But he's Canadian... can't be president.

I haven't even seen this movie. But I saw the clothes, Gary Oldman, and the funny stuff and thought, "Rozencrantz?"

This is me most of the time I'm writing an internet comment.

Congress decreed in 1792-3 that the president shall be known as "Mr. President". So, to answer your Q, no.

Or a podcast! Wait...

Duplo on the left, Lego on the right...

CIA Spy. I'm content.

How dare you disrespect Beaker by comparing him to trump like that. That poor muppet puts up with enough, getting exploded by that eyeless douche honeydew every day he doesn't need this crap too.

Joe Car. I mean, you really had to reach for that last one, didn't you. That was... that was just painful.

I don't know who this person is, but I assumed it was a guy because of the eyes.

Ah, this was me and Yveltal. First attempt: use twenty great balls, working my way to the ultra balls, accidential KO. Sigh, restart, attempt two. Get her down to the red health, reach for a great ball, notice I have three pokeballs left. Second one I throw catches her.
I laughed like a fool for ten minutes solid.

Yeah. It's the matterhorn. It's like saying, "for all you money lovers out there, here's the $5 bill's building..." and showing the Lincoln Memorial.

If you want weird, watch The Kings Speech and realize that it's about the most recent king of England. After that guy died, Elizabeth became queen and just stayed there.

Sorry, but Henry Cavill's Superman doesn't inspire hope. He inspires cold, dispassionate apathy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

The guy who created Parks and Rec hates this line because he thinks it's the funniest line in the whole series and he didn't even write it, chris pratt made it up on the fly.

Imma guess the story is photoshop.

Left off the question mark, that's not a question.

I totally thought this when I saw this picture.

Really loses some of the impact when you don't see all of the parallel scenes.

It is legit, and it is impressive, but it's not unique. Many Deaf individuals can sign the alphabet as well as other words and sentences as fast as this.

Fallout 4 and Dragon Age: Inquisition.
Holy shit.

Probably because all of those other examples require someone to hire you as a "x" (like the chef or the NFL player) or require you to go to school and obtain a license (like the doctor or lawyer).
You need neither license nor approval from a higher power to become a murderer.

WHY
WOULD YOU DO THAT
TO SO MUCH WONDERFUL STARBURST
INSTEAD OF JUST
EATING THEM ALL

I have never once seen a story complaining about a CEO's 5 million dollar salary. It's stories complaining about his 500 million dollar salary.

Oh hey, that thing I have has a name.

I'll chime in saying that "pure" water back then was "unpurified, bacteria/amoeba-filled water", which wasn't the best for anyone.

That title on the left of the magazine. "Did things get weird?" Yes, magazine. Things got weird.