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I really don't believe this this for a second. I think they're lying about the meals.

i don't think any school has weekly standardized tests. joke invalid.

I'm not 100% sure, but I think an eruption large enough to literally make an island like that would have generated waves that would have swamped the boat. Hell, the Hawaiian islands take hundreds of years to make (a new island. they've been being made for hundreds of thousands)

As a future teacher, I find your respect for our tiring, underpaid, under-appreciated profession lacking.

I've seen it. Leo's great in that movie. Don't get me wrong. But he should have won for Wolf of Wall Street, not this.

Except people who like guns will buy them and then shoot the people who don't like guns.

This is a fantastic joke. I love it.

I prefer to reverse them. Have a problem with shutting the f*** up? Try menstrual rage!

Ricky Gervais is a fucking asshole.

*Chinggis

Army= run by government.
Prisons= run by companies.
There is no connection between these two facts.

And it didn't work, because only robbing a bank of a dollar does not get you sent to jail.

The caption is nice and all, but that's a killer picture. What is it/where is it from?

Not a fan of that shirt. That's an asshole shirt.

As a former grapevinian, I can vouch for the veracity of this post.