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AND SCOT STERLING DOES IT AGAIN!!!

Science has gone too far.

Survey says: correct!!

You see, I am not the real Dread Pirate Roberts. And man before me, he wasn't the real Dread Pirate Roberts either.

It protects him from sea bears to, so it's a two in one deal!

Cool idea, but this doesn't explain how prince Humperdinck smelled the vial and didn't die shortly afterward.

My innocence was lost in 6th grade when I looked up "purple dragon" online. Trust me, it wasn't very fun.

Luke Skywalker.

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

SpongeBob
The scariest of beasts

She was only 6...

Airplane windows don't open

Grey Bagel. How inspiring.

Yes, but wearing earrings is perfectly normal, I guess

Just so you know, when a news show asked the wife what she thought of it, she responded with "I'm surprised he can actually raise something up."
Not making this up

No, no, it's ok; sanity's overrated anyway

Ok, but how do you know that sperm tastes salty?

Then go watch the alternate ending; I'm pretty sure it's on YouTube right now

I just realized I can dislike this and be okay.. *troll face* Dislike!

So, I can dislike this and be okay?