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Only some. My math textbook smells like butts.

Yo soy tu padre?

Yeah, it's confusing. Especially when you try to ignore it but find yourself staring at them anyway. And when they randomly contact you out of the blue you are giddy and overjoyed, but still confused so wait a few days to reply. And then they never reply to you. This leaves you a ball of insecurity and raw fury, becoming a grump to everyone and seething with sadness. GODDAMMIT JERRY! WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS POWER OVER ME!

Dude, in self defense class, I learned that biting is one of the best defenses we have and to use it wisely

I'm sorry, are you legitimately asking if we have vegetables in the United States? Way to stereotype us, bro. Use your brain: yes, we have vegetables. And we also have these things called fruits as well! Isn't that shocking? Sometimes, we even have these odd organisms called "organic food". And on rare occasions, we eat a strange and ancient food called a "salad".

The Flash wears Asics

Guys, the books may cost more, but your success rate goes up like 80%

Am real girl, will confirm. It makes your forearms look super nice and just....GAHHH! So much better than just long sleeves!!!!

This is like the Dwayne Johnson of horses.

Why are we thinking this is confined to the US? Literally every other country on the planet does this.

Add him. He obviousness knows what he's doing.

Not necessarily true. Meat eaters have all sharp and pointy teeth. Even mainly omnivorous creature like bears have mostly canine teeth. Human teethe greatly resemble herbivore teeth, but with a little more variety. Probably we were meant to eat vegetables and only eat a little meat or fish on occasion, during the winter when plants were scarce.