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Actually there's an elephant living in the forest my family's farm is in and he's broken our wall down at least four times in the past year

These aren't British problems these are my problems

Imagine having earthy or nature-y powers and when someone makes fun of you for it you unleash the glorious manchineel, tree assassin and conqueror of kings

Well... at least he pays attention to them

"Yep. This is it. This sh*t right here is the entire animation budget. I hope you're proud, [character]."

oh hey my friend lives there
It is the most amazing condo I've ever been in, seriously

Death before dishonour

I am that person, and it's already hell, so there's no need to make a special hell just for us. Life handles that just fine on its own.

Um... Are we not going to talk about the fact that they invited total strangers to their hospital room with the bedridden mother and newborn baby?

ahahahahahaha please, in the past two months I've already drafted three different story ideas featuring gay couples, at the end of which one of them dies. But only one. Because I'm evil.

ahahahahaha please, in my elementary school in Nigeria, it didn't efen matter if you gave them the 'dirtiest' one, because they were all complete messes.

Matter manipulation. I'dsay probability manipulation, but that's too much responsibility.

Yuno fricking Gasai, until I just had to watch the epilogue.

I'd bring up a counter argument, but honestly I'm just too tired of bickering with a country that responds to school shootings by arming teachers.

That smile

was this post written by yuuichirou hyakuya?

lol something like this already exists... It's called Fast Food of the End, and it's an Owari no Seraph AU where Yuu works at Hiiragi Fried Chicken (KFC) and Mika works at McKruldo's (McDonald's) and it's fabulous.