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Angelica Houston was a great Morticia.

This is why you should always have your towel with you.

Why not both?

Is that Amy Farrah Fowler in the reflection?

If you ate one hot pocket every two minutes it would take 48 days straight.

And yet, he still has a beer gut.

Hey y'all, watch this....

You'd think they would learn not to mess with a porcupine after this, but no. I can't tell you how many times I've pulled quills out of my dog's muzzle.

Welp, looks like I need to pick up some dinosaurs.

Looks like there's a few Kaiju in there.

Hey, can i drive?

I've heard of two left feet, but four left hands?

Yes, and with less security.

And no one can talk to a horse, of course

Why would you keep your ex's contact info?

Has anyone seen a wood duck? A couple were looking to maybe nest on my deck last spring. I took some pictures. They have teeth in their beak and claws on their feet. They don't quack, they make a sound like a quiet "wheee" whistle. Whenever the female disappeared for too long the male would sit on my deck railing and "wheeeeeee" until she returned. It was an amazing experience.

I dismantled a toy firetruck and attached the electronics to a board that I can adjust to fit on a cart. It's quite effective.

Hey St0nefest, is this awesome or what?

Take them to a peta rally and eat them in front of the wing-nuts.

Me: I'll have a large coffee.
Starbucks: A......wha?
Me: A large coffee.
Starbucks: ...............we don't make that.
Me: Get your largest cup, fill it up with black coffee and point me towards the cream.

Can't do, I've got shepherds pie.

Get a second opinion.

Same color scheme on the walls as that post 16 above this one.

Castle.

Ha. I have two cans I purchased myself to give to me for Christmas. One is almost finished, the other is hidden somewhere where I'll find it in a couple months. It's still sealed so it damn well better be cookies.

The ship who sang by Anne McCaffrey

It's not just dogs. My wife and I found a feral kitten that some kids were throwing rocks at. Took her to the vets and found out she was maybe 2 months old. 18 years and 2 cross country moves later we had to put her down due to kidney failure. Hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

Actually, I had a Chevy X-11 that, if it was in gear and you didn't push in the clutch and tried to start it, it would 'drive'. I learned the stick wobble fairly quick but neglected to mention it to anyone else. My stepfather accidentally drove it through the back of the garage when he went to move it.

Actually, I buy things I want, with money that I have, that I couldn't have growing up in poverty, to impress no one, because it makes me happy. I work hard, don't stupidly vandalize public toilets, and try to enjoy my life.

That's not an elbow.

All the better to track you with, my dear.