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4 questions that are easy to answer 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
1) One is over there, the other is over there.
2) It looks red.
3) Table
4) Like pool water without the chlorine.
A troll question should receive troll answer.
yasss fight back Radcliffe 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When people assume your sexual orientation to be straight, yeah, I think it's a genuine question to ask if you were a bit iffy on doing a romantic scene with another man.
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My boyfriend better do this for me 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What do I do? I don't make my girlfriend watch me play video games for hours.
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and the award for biggest douchebag goes to... 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Are these two 14 or something? It was physically painful to keep reading "bf" and "gf" in this post.
SHOCKED I SAY! 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What the hell else would you be talking about?
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Florida Man saves the day once again! 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Now Cecil and my boy Harambe can rest in peace
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Normalcy 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Show is Comic Book Men, for anyone curious. It's like Pawn Stars with geeky shit.
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What would you do 70 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Die.
Everyone loves this Joker, but what's with the gold teeth 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's different, so I like it. I don't want the same Joker every time, and I certainly don't want someone to try imitating what Ledger did. Not every interpretation is going to quite fit your ideal Joker or my ideal Batman, but that's fine.
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Ever seen a half-albino peac*ck? 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Did this post try to censor "peacock"?
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These are stronger than most relationships 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ya'll are bitches.
Ger outta here mun 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Bill Nye tho
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Just a Block Game 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You know what they made all these with?
Blocks.
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Every f**king time 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Original.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
While I think it's silly to have students read aloud in high school, I knew people who read at like a 3rd grade reading level my senior year. No social anxiety, no reservations about being loud and obnoxious in class, just sad, sad people.
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The first one is dead on 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Fuck you, Take5 is amazing.
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This is not okay 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Welcome to comics, movie fans.
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There are often two sides to the story 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You're right, squares and circles are different. Holy shit.
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Papaw's evil twins 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't know what egg salad is, but it sounds like death.
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Let's see who's really behind those glasses! 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you grew up watching Scooby Doo and thought Daphne was hotter than Velma, you're wrong.
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Yes please 57 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I always just thought they marketed bras to women the same way they market everything to men.
"Wear this/use this/put this on and you could be sexy like this person."
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It was a good book 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
To be fair, you were probably supposed to be doing an assignment. Reading a book doesn't excuse you from not doing your schoolwork.
Unless everybody else was just dicking around on their phones, in which case I'd say your teacher's a prick.
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Apply water to burnt area 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This show is just...
It's just terrible.
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See you in there, Tom 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's like saying if you're afraid of death, you'll die. Spiders aren't exactly hard to find.
WAKE UP AMERICA 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
American statistic pushers in a nutshell.
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deadpool 36 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Anyone else feel this has about as much depth as people arguing over which religion Optimus Prime follows?
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I love all my internet friends 38 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Somebody get her some confidence.
Got my tickets for tonight! Woohoo! 47 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There's really not much to spoil. Deadpool kills the bad guy. Unless someone wants to post some of the jokes, but that would be kinda stupid as they only really work with Deadpool.
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Delete my number 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I would think a long distance relationship would be a very clear exception, but that's just me.
100% accurate truths about reading 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Fun fact about going out and making friends: It has most of these benefits too. I love a good book, but I don't need any other reason besides "It's fun." Do things because you enjoy it, unless you like having sex with babies or something.
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with all the communist posts 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ, mate.
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Delete my number 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ideally, a text or call should exchange a few vital pieces of information. Maybe you want to schedule something or ask if you left your keys at his house.
Texting just to talk is monotonous and not healthy. If you wanna just chat, save yourself and wait 'till you're in person. It'll be more meaningful and you'll have more things to talk about.
I won't stop people from doing this, obviously, but I have experience with relationships getting dull because of nonstop texting.
And if we could travel to a planet similar to ours they would do exactly the same to that 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
To quote George Carlin: "The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
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I can confirm goose are doucebags 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Gooseologist.
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Literally the story of my life... (sorry if repost!) 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ugh, gross.
I don't even play and I know that's a fail. 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Guys, this T-shirt is a parody. I own a shirt like this, I'm pretty sure it's intentionally ironic.
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Revival of scene 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oh my god, it's called Suicide Squad because they're sent on suicide missions. As in, missions that don't involve going to Hot Topic or dying hair flamboyant colors.
But to satiate your wait, watch Assault on Arkham the animated movie. It'll give you an idea of how the movie will be.
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This made my day 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You did not sit on a park bench.
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Canda knows us 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Canda.
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Taco bell 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You're going to a fast food joint after 10 P.M. If you expected something other than shitty service, I can only blame you.
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14 year old genius too busy to be president 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Typical American child being taught that memorizing a bunch of useless information equals intelligence. Darn schools.
Think about it for a second...and lose that last piece of childhood forever. 27 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You did not just "realize" that.
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Technology has changed things 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, isn't it great that we can cram thousands of books into this one small device that we can pull from at any time? No? We'd rather just complain about technology? Okay then.
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The Facts 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, 7 of those planets have no life. Most of those islands are uninhabited. I would wager over half of those countries you've never even been to. Good luck finding love in the ocean. I think you should either reach out more or narrow your results just a tad. Either way, happy hunting.
Ironically I got this from another site. 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Bravo
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TV sex scenes 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Are you 12?
Advice for you teenagers 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually, smoke if you want. At this point, it's no big secret that cigarettes are terrible for you. If you genuinely think the temporary stress relief is worth the risk, then fine.
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Minecraft community is full of perverts 129 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Don't forget the Five Nights at Freddy's Brigade.
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