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This used to be photocopied and snail mailed.

Unfortunately the young women at work conflate the pet rat/ wild rat thing and get spastic when I trap them. Wild rats are vermin. Full stop.

I have never heard this song, and that makes me happy.

You won't sag as you age.

Could never understand that line, unless liver, then it makes perfect sense. I hate liver.

Guess what kids- same thing in the workplace. Get used to it.

Yet would jump George Clooney in a heartbeat. He's 54.

Stop appropriating typed in English...

You could also be all grown up and research a bit, the platforms you are voting for will affect you in 10 years when you're the same age as the people you're trying to make pay for free shit for you now. Don't be a gibsmedat.

Freaking sheep. Bleat that Narrative you pathetic followers. Signal that status. Pat yourself on the back for being good little drones. Either not being able to see through this contrived bullshit or not caring as long as you can pile on the bandwagon, get bent.

I feel old. Not because of minesweeper, but because DOOM STILL KICKS ASS!

I bet there's no "canoe" and you can't say douche without it in Canada. A douche canoe is also a kayak strapped to the roof of a Subaru.
The More You Know!

Based Samuel is based.

Hipster punching is never wrong.

Must have been a sick jam.

If Capitalists are so greedy and make so much money off of minimum wage workers, why don't socialists start their own companies. It would follow from their claims that they could out compete the greedy rich capitalist pigs while paying higher wages. Why don't all the millionaire and billionaire limousine liberals provide start up financing for these progressive Utopian companies? Am I missing something here?

Stoners, just stoners being stoned .

I don't hate gays, I hate Social Justice Warriors. Some of them just happen to be gay.

Why don't rich socialists build apartment buildings on their estates?

code word for...

How to traumatize children tutorial is closer to truth.

He's wearing a helmet. To much headbanging or just retarded.

That would be awesome open tuned to Em

IDK for the last one, cats are assholes, so it kind of works.

Don't forget to add "you want to force other people to pay for your useless degree?"

That's not a tent, it's a portable cabin.

Then you come here and say shit like "College should be free" .

University for people who think like this is nothing more than adult daycare.

The best is when you get good enough at your job that you can spend most of the day inside the nothing box. Just cruising.

Yep, someones getting raped.

I can't believe some guys still wear their pants halfway down their ass. Didn't they get the "you're a punk ass bitch" memo?

All Hail Iron Intestine

I call this....
Work.

Watching TV is passively allowing a stream of garbage into your mind.

FFS we don't have free heath care. Unless you're on welfare. The rest of us pay. Some of us are too stupid to know that our employers pay, or that their parents pay.