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Beeeer 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This used to be photocopied and snail mailed.
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Rats are so misunderstood 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Unfortunately the young women at work conflate the pet rat/ wild rat thing and get spastic when I trap them. Wild rats are vermin. Full stop.
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They even got the plural possessive apostrophe right 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
thank you
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Exactly how I feel when I hear this song 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I have never heard this song, and that makes me happy.
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Can't Understand Your Language 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I had to search AAVE - oh that's the formal of "ghetto hood rat"
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Sounds like an interesting book 36 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You won't sag as you age.
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The new scumbag ceo 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The internet will always remember him for this massive dick move. It will be his epitaph.
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Butcher's Tip 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Could never understand that line, unless liver, then it makes perfect sense. I hate liver.
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Just stfu 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Guess what kids- same thing in the workplace. Get used to it.
Autumn ain't so beautiful 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Heh I grew up in southern Alberta.
When a 50+ man on Match is interested in women 18-24 43 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yet would jump George Clooney in a heartbeat. He's 54.
Leave martin alone!!! 37 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Stop appropriating typed in English...
Vote 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You could also be all grown up and research a bit, the platforms you are voting for will affect you in 10 years when you're the same age as the people you're trying to make pay for free shit for you now. Don't be a gibsmedat.
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Good Guy Mr. Mohamed 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Freaking sheep. Bleat that Narrative you pathetic followers. Signal that status. Pat yourself on the back for being good little drones. Either not being able to see through this contrived bullshit or not caring as long as you can pile on the bandwagon, get bent.
yes 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I feel old. Not because of minesweeper, but because DOOM STILL KICKS ASS!
Sometimes lying is a good thing 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is an incredibly dangerous mode of rationalization.
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Creative cursing at its best 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I bet there's no "canoe" and you can't say douche without it in Canada. A douche canoe is also a kayak strapped to the roof of a Subaru.
The More You Know!
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Difference between a master and a beginner 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You need to fail more.
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Sam l. J 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Based Samuel is based.
A child waits to welcome refugees at the Munich Central Station giving away what his toys 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because his future is being given away.
Grandma Doesn't Mess Around 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hipster punching is never wrong.
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The more you know 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Must have been a sick jam.
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We should try this one 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If Capitalists are so greedy and make so much money off of minimum wage workers, why don't socialists start their own companies. It would follow from their claims that they could out compete the greedy rich capitalist pigs while paying higher wages. Why don't all the millionaire and billionaire limousine liberals provide start up financing for these progressive Utopian companies? Am I missing something here?
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nice 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Stoners, just stoners being stoned .
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Be nice to them 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's just a play on an old joke "I don't have to outrun the bear if I can outrun you."
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Hating everyone's the way to go 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't hate gays, I hate Social Justice Warriors. Some of them just happen to be gay.
One surefire way to take down capitalism 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why don't rich socialists build apartment buildings on their estates?
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Afraid of wild gorillas 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
code word for...
I have seen the gates of hell 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How to traumatize children tutorial is closer to truth.
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Protect yourself from drowning in p*ssy 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He's wearing a helmet. To much headbanging or just retarded.
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Useless but useful inventions 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That would be awesome open tuned to Em
Shower thoughts 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
IDK for the last one, cats are assholes, so it kind of works.
There are times I seriously question the generation of kids we are currently raising 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't forget to add "you want to force other people to pay for your useless degree?"
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Best $200 ever spent 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's not a tent, it's a portable cabin.
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School, class, & finals 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Then you come here and say shit like "College should be free" .
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What if 52 comments
guest · 9 years ago
University for people who think like this is nothing more than adult daycare.
What if 52 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"don't have the money to learn" this is the dumbest thing I've read all day
Since these guys seem to be all the rage ATM 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That MacGyver joke and the look on Richard Dean Andersons' face hooked me.
Men's vs Women's brains 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The best is when you get good enough at your job that you can spend most of the day inside the nothing box. Just cruising.
TV shows location map 43 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So much of the United States looks like British Columbia.
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The reason why he is one of my favorite writers 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yep, someones getting raped.
Guys... 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You're not dealing with the sharpest tools in the shed here.
This is the best 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I can't believe some guys still wear their pants halfway down their ass. Didn't they get the "you're a punk ass bitch" memo?
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I seem to be a minority here 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
All Hail Iron Intestine
Demons in the morning 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I call this....
Work.
It's sad, really 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Watching TV is passively allowing a stream of garbage into your mind.
The last uncolonized island 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Anthropologists, they ruin everything.
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Interesting 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
3 knuckles deep
Shots fired 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
FFS we don't have free heath care. Unless you're on welfare. The rest of us pay. Some of us are too stupid to know that our employers pay, or that their parents pay.
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