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Does no one else see a newly removed bloody cyst

Well, we speak the same language.
WUUUOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEE NEED YOU
TOOOOO FIIIIIIND HIS SOOOOOOOON

I know! I was just reading it and thinking "how?". Just how is that possible?

Your beebs are beautiful.

Guys, I'd hate to be the blunt one here, but penguins will die. If the polar ice caps melt, they'll be able to swim around, but there's only so long before they become too exhausted. Plus, how would they be able to have their babies? Where would they put their eggs? Save the penguins. Stop global warming.

The first is hot, but just look at the second one's strut. Goddaaaaaamn.

Start a timer for when your curfew's gonna be, also. Sometimes when I have trouble, even if you don't actually drink warm milk, somehow thinking about the sensation works. Other people say to slowly try to recall how your day was, but if it was full of regret like most of ours, then that isn't so effective. You can try relaxing music if you want.
And trust us. You are not the only one with this problem.

NO CAPES

Took the words right out of my mouth. Thank you, good sir.