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Listening to sad music be like 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Dear other guest,
I love you. Fever Ray is incredibly awesome.
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Memes have gone too far 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm afraid hid dad is 100% right.
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Back to the kitchen! 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wow, now that's a cliché and sexist title.
The defeat is real 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
FYI, I'm a man. And it was more of an anti-alpha-male-mentality joke. Well, a joke, in fact.
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my dad is a pitbull and my mom is a Starbucks 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My dad is a croissant and my mom is a Moulin Rouge dancer.
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You know it too 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Brazzers is really overrated in my opinion. Long live Nubile Films and X-Art.
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The evidence is there 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"1931".
The more you read this post, the more you realize it is perfect.
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Fun Facts about Japan 21 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The person who did this could not find six famous and important people from Japan and felt compelled to add fucking Filthy Frank? Seriously? Where is Haruki Murakami, one of the best novelists of our time? Where is Takeshi Kitano, director of the masterpiece Sonatine and actor in Battle Royale? Hayao Miyazaki? Yoko Ono? Putting Filthy Frank is such a short list is an insult to Japan.
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Girl hotline 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
#NotAllGirls
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The defeat is real 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When you have always dreamed of being an alpha male and one of the most womanly women in the world crushes your dumb hopes in a second.
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HOW ?! 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't get why this got downvoted, this picture is pretty funny too.
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Two bad news in one 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So fake it hurts.
Amazing deal! 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This "2 for the price of 2" joke is older than Yoda.
We have Gordon Ramsay on our side 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Some prisons serve better food than the shit we buy for $10 in McDonalds, Taco Bell and so on.
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The saint of Science 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He denied the virginity of Mary, the sanctity of Jesus-Christ, the Trinity, the eternal damnation, and so on. He was not killed because of his scientific writings but because of the ideas he had and claimed out loud, and these ideas were mainly "Catholicism is a huge pile of bullshit". Not saying that it is an excuse (NOT AT ALL), but he was not a "martyr for science". And even if he had been, he would not have been the first.
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Would be funnier if they covered his face 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No, this didn't take 16 hours, this took an ASCII art convertor. Some of them are both online and free.
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Thank You! :) 67 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think most of these are pretty bad advice. No hate here, just one opinion among others.
Just the US, doing what we do best 61 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Read the article linked by publius_cornelius_, especially the partial lyrics that are translated. It has quite something to do with Nazi Germany. You spoke way too quickly here.
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Kinda stupid 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How is this weird? We trained one to do these things, and did kind of nothing with the other one.
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Fact of the day #1776 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Declaring war =/= being at war, so that it's reeeeeally hard to tell what counts as war. I think one of the broadest possible definitions of "being at war" has been taken here :)
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Ummm, ok then 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It shows that he really has learnt something in the process and evolved spiritually. I, for one, think it is pretty incredible and great, even though I wish he had not had to rape her to learn these lessons.
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That's labs for you 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I feel spiritually bonded to this dog.
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Daily Dose #40 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
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The store wanted to B-rid of these things 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Liked for the title.
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Grammar nazi 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Did you miss the joke?
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Grammar nazi 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*TRIGGERED*
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Helen's cosplay 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm deeply in love with every version of her.
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How to get a girl 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Urban Dictionary, my dear :)
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There's So Much Fluffiness 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Aaaaawwwwwww :3
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History bro 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe I'm not the only one who thinks this kind of "eye for an eye" mentality is a huge part of what slows us down as a species.
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"Lord of the Ringing" The master of prank calls 46 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Fight Clubbing: a documentary about why you should have young people and techno music.
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Didn't Hitler want to go to art school?. 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hitler wanted to go to art school, but was never admitted because his paintings, while technically kind of reasonable, were unimaginative as heck. Kind of the same here. Bush kind of knows how to paint, but is not talented nor imaginative in any way.
What would you say ? 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"I want to kiss your buttcheeks."
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
guest · 7 years ago
My GF is worth 64 camels. She's definitely a keeper.
this motherf*cker legit just banned muslims. just do background checks retard. 65 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Other guest here. First result when I googled "Trump Christian refugees" : edition.cnn.com/2017/01/27/politics/trump-christian-refugees
There are a lot more sources to corroborate this.
Also, I live in Europe, and I don't know what is this "shit going on in Europe with their refugees". It's a logistical nightmare, but refugees have all the reasons to be loyal and respectful to the country and continent that welcomed them. It's also an economical disaster for our countries, but only for a few years. One dollar invested in a migrant will be given back to the host country fifteen- to fourty-fold, according to various economic studies. In five years, the first mass wave of Syrian and Iraqi refugees will be an integral part of our workforce, and not only in manual labor. They will live in our countries, work in them, pay their taxes, buy local. From a strictly economical point of view, it's a short-term secure investment.
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"Am I truly a good boy??" 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."
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Why is this cat so pretty? 44 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This the look I give OP every time he posts something that outrageously low-level sexist.
Hello albin! 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Actually, his parents were going to have a fine to pay if they did not declare a name for their child (it was in 1996, by the way; he was already 5). They tried to name him Brfxxccxx... and it was declined. Then, they tried to name him A, stating it was pronounced Albin, and it was declined too.
...I don't get their point.
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Indeed 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hard to blindly believe something written by someone using Memegenerator. Do you have sources for that?
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How to easily peel potatoes 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's pretty great to do this with tomatoes. Especially if you cook a traditional bolognese sauce for 8.
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Beer boy 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He also won every single fight he fought in FIFTEEN WHOLE YEARS. And he was one of the nicest men on Earth.
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I was expecting screeching 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Zucchini Angst would be a great band name.
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Meet artist Sosenka and her magical creations 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's so sexy as Chattered the teeth-grindind Cenobite from Hellraiser I and II.
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Art installation in Germany receives ticket for illegal parking 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
German cops are quite funny :)
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Biden Was Awarded The Presidential Medal Of Freedom With Distinction! 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Joe: This... this is the day of my life.
Barack (whispering): Joe...
Joe: I have been... waiting for this... for so long, Barack...
Barac (whispering): Shhhhh, just enjoy this moment, my dear.
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Can I Get You Some Mashed Potatoes for that ROASTTTTT 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's not a roast, that's just gratuitous savagery.
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Mathematical Rubik's cube 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Most of these "limits" are actally the values of the function. This could have been way more difficult by only writing limits on the endpoints of open intervals on which the functions are defined. <sadistinc mathematician out>
Savagery is the true nature of man 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
FYI, it didn't happen.
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Crush joking 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The dude on the first photo.
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Like a lot of thing here 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
For me, it's Panic! At The Disco. Sorry about the unpopular opinion :)
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