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In the book series "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" there is a point that the gentleman builds a house for earth to put it into until earth feels better- since Humans put instructions on Tooth Pick boxes. I think this is the second example he needs.

This has been re-re-reposted so many times... UG!

Is it me, or does he have a little tail?

Best way to bathe a pet is to mix the appropriate amount of shampoo with water in a foaming pump. Then just create foam and put on wet animal. It gets soaked in so much easier.

I bought my very expensive graphing calculator for college. My uncle & his kid bugged me to borrow it so they could save money. After much family pressure, I did, asking them to return it. They never returned it, nor paid me back for it, even gave it to friends of theirs. They even moved in with *my* parents to save money to help pay for their kids college- then took out house & car loans. AND when they moved in with my parents, they threw away my Star Wars collection & other items left in storage. Yet, when I rented a house from my grandfather- while they were re-modeling it- which they begged me to move into- they got *SO* angry b/c I was late on rent a few times. (I had it, I just was so busy I forgot to send them a check. Which they didn't cash for 3 months. I started sending them money orders- which they LOST!)
Yeah, I still have resentment issues with them.

You have to admire that person's tenacity. I mean, seriously, that is allot of screws in a tire. Do you have any idea how hard that would be?

I'm sorry, my mom said I couldn't do that.

good advice and all but WTH! is wrong with his face? Did his boogers freeze? Or is this a snow ball to the face kind of thing?

This is why you clean your floors enough to eat off of. Took me years to figure this out. I always had the idea that someday, my family would eat off the floor like we do at the dinning room table. Nope. The "rule" is there for when you drop your lasagna.

Ok. I think I now have a favorite sex position. LOL.

But there is no finer moment then when Hulk picks up Loki and bashes him around like a kid with a doll. And Loki is just stunned in the floor and says "Ow." That. That right there is a great scene.

Can I drink it?

Don't use "Dish Washing Gloves" that are sold by dish pads & dish soap. Go to a Hardware store and ask for "Chemical Use Gloves." These are usually more expensive (twice the price) but are lined with cotton and will stand up for years. I volunteer to do dishes at Retreats and bring these and a heavy apron. They don't charge me admission to the Retreats and I get fed.

They will only congratulate your sister once. They will congratulate and comment on your dedication several times through the years.

OMG! So my sister-in-law wears the same eye shadow every day. And its the same pattern as the 80's barbies!

Dollar coins!

I, typically, don't really get period cramps. Some times a bit of a pain/pressure kind of thing like a fart that won't stop. But then, I have periods that last for 3 months. The 3rd week is the hardest. You are just totally raw down there and you can't even attempt a tampon and you've given up on your panties AND pants and start thinking you should buy diapers cause something has to work better then pads. The forth week, your Vajajay has mostly healed up and its not too bad anymore but tampons are still a no go. And by the 6th week, you forget that there is life outside of your period. And you just change your panties 3 times a day and put in a new pad too but you don't do more laundry since you really haven't touched the leaky part to anything in weeks. And then the 10th week comes by and you start realizing you're not changing pads every 6 hours and could get by with a "light day" for a few hours.

I think I know why USA loves Bill Nye. He taught us more science then what we learned in school.

Santa must have diabetes, cause his blood tastes awfully sweet.

The best globe to have since it hasn't changed much in hundreds of years.

What about the original game system, Atari. They now sell it at discount stores and it has ALL their games on it. Their whole collection.

I love that they hired these twins to be the Weasley twins in the movie, but no one ever thought of which one was hired for which twin. It was always "the Phelps twins were hired to play the Wealey twins" not "James was hired to play Fred & Oliver to play George" until they were just about ready to film.

I just usually hand them my phone and tell them to add themselves. They, typically, type it in right.

Welp... I have a picture of what I want for a wedding cake.

This meme was tired and dumb about a dozen years ago. Retire it.

Please tell me it contains peanut butter. If so, I may move there.

Screw that. I was at a store stocking VALENTINES DAY stuff already. Seriously. I bought some of the cute hearts too.