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12 Variety Slices of Cheesecake 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No. Cheesecake should be cheesecake. You do not adulterate it with toppings. Ever.
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Pls respond 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
OMG WTF IDK, I CAN'T EVEN, actually, I really couldn't care less. I'm going to the park to watch birds.
Someone at the gym dropped their iPhone in a running treadmill 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Are we not going to bring up 'bend-gate'?
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And that's how I met your mother kids, she sank my battleship 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Repost, except every time it's posted, I've nailed it. So......sexy iceberg? I want to nail it?
Ready 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Get your booger hook off the trigger. Ass. You're the kind that 'accidentally' kills people.
Maybe a cheeseburger stabbed a cheeseburger over a cheeseburger 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It couldn't be, the article specifically specifies 'cheeseburger stabbing', not cheeseburgering.
I can confirm this is VERY accurate 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ask it if it's skynet.
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Someone put giant googly eyes in this tree 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Flying Spaghetti Monster in disguise.
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never thought of it that way 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You POS are one of the many reasons guests are usually disliked here.
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Day 415 of your daily dose of cute: GUESS WHO'S BACK! 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm in Seattle, saving up.
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How some families greets techy relatives during the holidays 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Now waiting to be downvoted to the subbasement of hell.
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How some families greets techy relatives during the holidays 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Nope, sorry. I don't use anything made by apple.
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fist bump! 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Place index finger here.......
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Only 90s Kids Will Understand 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pogs!
Just imagine that 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It would be awesome if they revived the show, just for 1 episode, for the new Star Wars.
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Just imagine that 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Didn't we just see that?
Santa granted our wish! 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Martin Shkreli, the ass wipe that raised a life saving drug by 5000% to pay off his investors that he defrauded of $11,000,000.
Good guy ups 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
No, the other side of the paper says they couldn't deliver the package because no one was home. I doubt the shit stains stealing the packages would actually read the back side if there's nothing on the porch to steal.
I'm from Sweden and this really makes no sense to me 135 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Decisive, yes. Competent, no. You can't run a country like a company.
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The way to recycle! 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes. Yes they would, if done right. I've done a lot of research on this. Most earthships are constructed in New Mexico but the premise remains the same anywhere: super energy efficient, super insulated, recycle everything (including gray and black water), generate your own electricity via wind, solar and water. Passive and active solar for heat and electricity, water collection tanks. Gray/Black water used to fertilize greenhouse type gardens. Tires with pounded dirt with rebar are ridiculously earthquake resistant and the thickness of their walls means serious thermal insulation. I'm currently looking for a piece of property in mid-western Washington (near the Canadian border) with a decent elevation drop to install a water wheel and test out my own takes on heating and cooling.
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Like a james bond villain 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Do you expect me to talk?
Nooo Mr. Bond.....I expect you to feed me.
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Help. Too many lizards. 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That is the total opposite of a problem.
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Dammit! Oh wait... 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Anyone know what brand this is? The ones I usually get only have 2 layers, this one has at least 3.
Biff does not approve 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't know, looks like some serious component failure there.
Donald Trump logic 60 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dammit, edit: fewer people that shouldn't have guns would have them.
Donald Trump logic 60 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Same guest. lenny, the point I was trying to make is, even with your gun laws, people are still able to get their hands on them and use them for terrible things. You can't quite claim *crickets*.
Quote: "Also maybe "retards" wouldn't have guns in the first place if you had better gun laws and if YOU think that more people need guns to kill "retards with guns" hence the more people with guns means the higher chance that a "retard" would get his hands on a gun" - and therein squats the toad.
I am a gun owner. I have been shooting since I was five. I dislike the NRA because of their scaremongering strong-arm tactics. As a law abiding citizen and responsible gun owner I support stricter gun control and extensive background checks. If we had better gun laws, maybe fewer people that shouldn't have guns wouldn't have them. Unfortunately for us, the gun lobby is way too strong and squashes the majority of proposals that could have a positive effect.
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Donald Trump logic 60 comments
guest · 9 years ago
in 2014 alone
Donald Trump logic 60 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sorry lenny, a quick search shows at least 3 shooting sprees in Australia.
Any McLaren fans on FS? 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Is that the stormtrooper car?
I'd say the evidence is concrete 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You have wings. You can fly. Was this really necessary?
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It's So Awesome 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just don't be wearing this if you're landing a rover on Mars.
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Gamer keyboard 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I've got a cyborg keyboard, the wasd keys, space bar and arrow keys are all metal plated for this very reason.
Anger management present 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Found the vegan.
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The orange sky of Hong Kong above 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That perspective is kicking in my vertigo.
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Thank You Veterans 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What particular rock did you just crawl up from under?
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Just take my money already 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What's supporting the left and right seats in the bottom picture?
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Lid to container ratio 2:1 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ya know, that would explain a lot.
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How did we do that? 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*Are you illiterate?
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Same here 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sorry calm, look up narcissism.
Biking is so much fun 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't ride a "fixie".
l 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
In Firefox I use flashblock. Only have this problem when flashblock has been disabled.
Text shorthand is ruining the English language 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
ugh. :)
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A dad with awesome friends 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They're still short one person.
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Glass observation pod on a sailing yacht 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's not a sailing yacht with a prop that big just outside.
Grammar is important 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thank you.
Grammar is important 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*know
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Worst nightmare 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Does she have a sunken chest and DO SHE HAVE THE BOOTY?
100% correct 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
All your base are belong to us.
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The Far Side 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Whips out shotgun.....
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Saw this sign while showing a house to some clients. Google fiber or GTFO 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They don't go door to door in my area, they just setup and wait right next to the entrance/exit of all the major stores.
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