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Evolve 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah. The laser worked on my (very fat and apparently genius) cat for about a week... Then, one morning, when I shined it for her, she just looked at me, then at the hand holding the laser, then back at me. It hasn't worked on her since.
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BBQ in Argentina 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Argentina, HERE I COME
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*nervous laughter* 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
EHEHEHEHEH.... *goes and hides under blankets, scarfs 2 pints of ice cream and sobs heart out for the long dead*
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He's gonna need some cold water 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Whooo, somebody call an ambulance, 'cuz we've got a 100% coverage third degree burn patient...
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I'm 5'2, none of them fit 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm 6'1. I can wear maxi dresses (no shoes) and have a good 5 inches left over.
The downsides:
1. There is no cute short dress that doesn't turn into an all-revealing miniskirt the moment I put it on.
2. If I wear heels-- even little 2-inchers-- I tower over whatever date I managed to dig up.
3. People are forever asking me to get things off high shelves. I am not your butler.
4. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find heels/dress shoes/ANY shoes in size 13!?
5. Car roofs, fan pulls, and short doors are all conspiring to give me multiple concussions.
To sum up: Yeah, being tall is fine. But seriously, appreciate being short. It's a lot easier.
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Ants shooting acid to fend off predatory birds 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Remind me to never upset tgese ants.
So a cabbage truck crashed on the highway near Rochester NY 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That... went exactly where i wanted it to go.
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How it actually would have happened 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, Steve's always been cool with black people-- he doesnt care. 'Member that scene in CA: TFA? Cap: "Hey, you want to join my team of awesome kick-butt Hydra smashers?" Black awesome guy: "We're in..." Cap: "Sweet. Ooo, here comes Agent Carter! Steve out..." And the scene in TWS? Cap: "On your left... (ad infinitum)" Sam wilson: OH COME ON *has totally non-offensive conversation*
Steve's a good guy. He doesn't care what your skin color is. And that's pretty awesome to me.
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