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white people 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I think he (or she) was referring to your username, "patrickstar".
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This guy asked me out today 21 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I think the person who answered was fucking with her and not serious at all. But who knows? There ARE some people out there that are that stupid.
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This guy asked me out today 21 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yeah, definitely a troll.
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From the great mind of my favorite author, John Green :) 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Only fictional piece of work I've ever cried at.
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Waaaaaattttttttt? 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yeah, it looks like Justin Beiber, just with some extra makeup on.
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A fine, upstanding gentleman 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I miss Mr. Rogers.
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American tourist 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well, I don't hate being an American, I just hate the government and other Americans.
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Better keep your promise 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well, how stupid would you have to be to put up some offer like that on Facebook?
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Being described in a book 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And J.R.R. Tolkien and John Green (though I believe he was already mentioned) and Madeleine L'Engle and the rest of my favorites. . . . I just hope I don't come across as some Pansy Parkinson type of girl or something.
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More candies 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I miss this show. Phoebe and Rachel were always my favorites.
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Mother and son through time 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My mom's at work and I just had to send her an extra "I love you" as soon as I saw this.
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..... 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It gets better. I've been there and I've fought my way out and if there's one thing that I can promise you, it's that everything will get better eventually. You just have to fight for your happiness. :)
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..... 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yeah, but I don't think this post means the same thing. :P Although school and its stress definitely does contribute to it.
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We saw Matt Damon 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I don't, but only because I can't help but think of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch whenever I see Wahlberg's face.
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Around the woods 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Shouldn't the baby bear have no food?
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If my jokes offend you 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And I thought she couldn't make me love her even more. :)
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Flotation devices always come in handy 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I can't tell if she's screaming from rage or fear.
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The 90's in one picture 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The fact that he is obviously in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in the photo only makes this post a millions times better and truer.
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WE ARE ALIVEEE! 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
SO TRUE. I couldn't even believe it when another Potter-World movie was coming out, I think the whole fandom had just about shit their pants.
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Chalkboard car in NYC offers free smiles… 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Maybe he just erased it.
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Please 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I like to have Axe fights with my friends where we all take turns spraying each other until one of us surrenders. We smell awful for days afterwards. XD
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Amputation guide 18 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I was wondering how they managed to look so classy throughout the entire procedure.
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Mom's advice vs. Dad's advice 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well, I don't know what kinda mothers you have, but mine would never give me two hundred dollars for prom. We barely have enough money for rent, much less for some stupid prom night.
And my mother's kinda a mix of both of these, the whole "I'll support you no matter what!" is definitely her, but at the same time I KNOW she didn't save herself until marriage. I mean, I'm a bastard child so that's pretty obvious and she doesn't harp on me about college especially since she pretty much left for a road trip and fun after she got out of high school. She leaves the school to lecturing me about college.
Seems a bit extreme, don't you think? 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Plenty of people are 5'1, I think the average height for an adult women is 5'3 or something like that, so 5'1 really isn't that extraordinary.
I mean, that's how tall a lot of girls are by the time they reach middle school and, while they're still young, they can handle going into the bathroom by themselves by that time as long as some sort of guardian is around.
And a toddler being 5'1 is crazy. 3'1 or 4'1 sounds more likely for a toddler, but not 5'1.
Also, when I was a toddler, if I had to go to the bathroom and my grandpa or uncle were watching me, then they'd usually take me into the men's restroom to go to the bathroom. After all, I was so young and small that it didn't really matter and they could still keep an eye on me without freaking out a bunch of ladies in the next room.
Must. Stop. Watching 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yin and Yang.
You mean you can read? 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
On the cover of City of Bones by Cassandra Clare, Stephenie Meyer's review said, "The Mortal Instruments series is a story world that I love to live in. Beautiful!" Obviously she can't write correctly either (though Twilight was proof enough for that).
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What Harry Potter taught me 71 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well, Dumbledore DID used to be in leagues with Gellert Grindlewald (second most power dark wizard in history, next to Voldemort) so I assumed that's what they're referring to. But, I disagree with it because he was a good man by the end.
I disagreed with some others in here too, but I won't go into those. :)
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How to exercise 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I can't even do a push-up normally, much less with two other guys sitting on me.
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How The New Ohio Budget Affects Your Vag*na 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But just being pregnant itself is expensive and many people can't afford it.
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Finally, a good use. 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Even I know what that's for and cassette tapes were long gone by the time I was born.
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No title required 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
For some reason, with his face and that haircut, this reminded me strangely of a unicorn.
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Well this is awkward :/ 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I do this far too often.
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She's got a point 21 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I know this sounds bitchy, but I hate the stereotype that women are bad drivers. I mean, I've been in the company of MANY bad drivers who are men, just as I have driven with many awful drivers who were women. A lot of times it depends on the person.
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Meanwhile in australia compilation 43 comments
guest · 11 years ago
A family friend's grandma lives in Florida and she once woke up after a rainstorm to find an alligator on her porch. Very calmly, she got a broom from upstairs and simply shooed it off her porch.
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A sentence with 7 different meanings 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
They taught us this in drama class last year. One of my favorite tidbits from that class.
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Reactions of seeing Miley Cyrus 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And for some reason, they seem to completely ignore the fact Miley Cyrus is completely white.
Pig and Stingray Swimming 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I always thought stingrays looked cute, even if they are deadly.
I miss this show 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The movie sucked, but I still love the show.
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A modern hourglass 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hopefully someone will turn it upside down again soon.
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What I learned from school 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Actually I'm a freshman, but I'm just in a really shitty school system. :P Eh, I'll probably learn it later this year or something.
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Holla!!! 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But graduation day is the best, or if you're simply not returning to that school the following year, because you can say whatever the fuck you want to the teachers. :D
When I Grow Up I Wanna Fly 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
What I learned from school 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I didn't even learn the last one.
If you truly believe there is something terribly wrong with this country 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Even if V for Vendetta wasn't my favorite movie of all time, I would still love this. I am getting sick and tired of this piss-ass government fucking things up with us and with multiple other countries and with everything else. I agree, a revolution is long overdue.
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Sorry for all the Mr. Rogers posts. It's just. I.. Cries* 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He was such a kind soul and warm person. I remember watching him as a kid and he was my absolute favorite person in the world (my mom aside).
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When there is only one piece of gum left in the pack and my friend asks for it 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I love doing this to my dog while I'm eating.
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F*ck the system, yes we can! 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Kinda reminds me of that famous quote by John Lennon, just more gore.
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