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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because the amount if alcohol needed to make a man unable to talk is also more than enough to stop him from getting an erection.
My buddy just made the best typo with the best face 30 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I've seen drowning people pulled from the water with brain damage if they're lucky, but sometimes they just didn't make it. They all had the look of pure terror on their face and didn't even realise they were out of the water, they were in such panic (the conscious ones). Shock sets in to protect the brain, but if you survive, you will be traumaticly scarred. Not one would call it "a massive tripfest". Yes, most were suicidal, but not even wanting to die will make a drowning death less horrifying.
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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 29 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You all are missing the point, it says Josie could NOT consent, meaning she was too drunk to say yes or no. The ad is claifying that being drunk isn't an excuse to not paying attention if the girl is incapable of saying no; unless the girl says YES, it's rape. A girl not saying no is NOT the same as her saying yes. It doesn't matter how drunk Jake was, consent could not be given but he took it as yes, therefore rape.
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My buddy just made the best typo with the best face 30 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Drowning is a horrible way to die, any death where your last moments are in involuntary terror can be ruled out as peaceful. How you can tell someone drowned is because they have water deep in their lungs, instincts overruling the logical part of the brain forcing a breath. The brain then overreacts to something foreign in the lungs, sending them into gasping spasms, adrenaline gets dumped into the blood making yourself hyper aware you are going to die. You might suffer from shock or even have a heart attack, but every brain cell will be screaming before they silence forever.
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Every parent should know this 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The bible also says that if a child disrespects a parent, the parents are supposed to kill it. The bible don't play around.