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How girls will react when they Ryan Gosling 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm the same way with Robert Downey Jr.
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Wedding 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Would the priest wear Jesus?
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The truth about airports and hospitals 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well, you can married at courthouses and churches and numerous other locations that have special "wedding halls", so it's not just excluded to churches. :)
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Phone war 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
They just need some sort of smart-flip phone.
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What is real beauty? 54 comments
guest · 11 years ago
For what I find attractive, all of these girls are beautiful but I definitely think the Dove girls are "nicer". Don't get me wrong, the Victoria's Secret girls are gorgeous, but the Dove girls are curvy and I love curves. They look like they could enjoy a bowl of ice cream every once in a while without freaking out about the calories, that's nice.
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Me on the first day of school 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Haha, my best friend tackled me to the ground on the first day of school. XD I'm pretty sure I was screaming like a baby the whole time.
Abandoned mysteries 26 comments
guest · 11 years ago
As soon as I saw that, I thought of Atlantis.
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What most people don't know 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The first one doesn't even make sense to me, I guess that means I will be successful. :D
The real situation right now 18 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And if the U.S. attacks Syria then its surrounding countries will consider it as an open act of war against the Arab Nation.
Go fucking America. Congress gets back on the tenth or eleventh (back luck, anyone?) and they're probably gonna choose war. I hate how we have no control over their shitty actions.
Ahh, ignorance. 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
(to iwantasandwhich)
Personally, I agree you with you and I've always hated calling myself an "American" because that could be anywhere from Argentina to Canada, but most of the rest of the world already considers U.S. people "Americans" so I just go with it. Plus, there's not a real good word for person from the U.S. United Statesian? I don't know.
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Random facts about WW1 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Don't. America's eugenics laws inspired many of Hitler's own acts against Jews (that is to say, the forced sterilization).
Oh lawrence 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Before he escaped with the chubby boy named Chunk?
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You should know this 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I try to remind myself of this everyday. :)
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There's something not quite right about my new headphones 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I like this version better.
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Cold hard cash 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Are you kidding me?
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Maybe it's just me who thinks this 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well, I'm against smoking and all that. But I'm mostly against people starting the habit, because I remember one time when my mom quit for about six months . . . OH MY GOD. It was unbelievable. She depressed and angry and irritated all the time and she was even more stressed out than usual and she took this all out on ME so I became miserable and depressed and angry and irritated and stressed out. It was awful.
Anyways, my point is that she should be allowed to keep on smoking because that was hell.
Facts about you 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Six months to repopulate the planet? Is this not counting the length of an average pregnancy?
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Too mainstream yeah 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It serves as a watch and a weapon.
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Bad an*logies 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Number nine seems pretty clever.
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Yea 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
If he attacks Syria, I'm moving to fucking Canada because that is ridiculous. It's like Iraq all over again.
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You know your childhood is over 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
U haven't slept in my bed for about a week because this keeps happening.
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America 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
'Murica!
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When I'm sad, and my friend says "Its okay, don't be sad". 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But, I mean, "It's okay, don't be sad"? If you're confiding to someone in your problems, or if you're crying or upset over something, then I'd hope that they'd put a little more effort into cheering me up. Or helping me. Or by insulting the person/thing that made you upset.
"It's okay, don't be sad" is just so impersonal. I mean, I appreciate you somewhat trying to help, but come on.
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It would be better? 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I would totally be this mom.
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"your" gonna fail 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The only thing I ever mix up is "then" and "than".
I'm no alcoholic 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My mom has that wine glass. She always cracks me up when she brings it out seeing as she can barely hold the thing up, especially when she's tipsy. I'm surprised it isn't broken yet.
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And then your face scrunches up, and ice falls everywhere 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I hate it when I'm finished with the drink and I'm trying to purposely get the ice so I tilt my cup upwards but it doesn't fall until it's nearly completely upside down and it ends up getting all over.
The future of RVs 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's reminds me of a puzzle of Legos fitting together.
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I'm Like a God 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
At least she isn't an atheist.
it's 3am 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I slept through an earthquake once in third grade, as well. I remember my MMO's boyfriend telling me about it and I didn't believe him at all until I got to school and everyone was freaking out about it. Except that one was more of a 5.3.
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If you missed it, Lady Gaga at the VMAs looking simple as f*ck 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It took me too long to figure out who this was. She just looks so different without the crazy . . . everything.
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Cornicorn is best pony! 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Me in school every single day.
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Yeah, I'm going to have to pass 23 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What if, when you're sleeping, you roll off of it?
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What the f*ck 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I didn't even realize that I did until I read this comment.
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Googled funniest animal photo. Did not disappoint. 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I love the completely straight and serious face of the cat while he's kicking the shit out of that dog. He's not even looking at the dog either.
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Kids today 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
We all know that one person.
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N*ggas be like 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The person who makes my hat is being born on top of my head.
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This professor knows what's up 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
(same guest ^)
And at least I would be going to college to learn. I know so many people who go to college just for the sake of it but they don't have a real purpose for it and they're just wasting money. That pisses me off so much.
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This professor knows what's up 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Me, too. There are so many things I want to study but when college comes around I know I'm not gonna be able to afford any of it just because I'm poor.
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The Little Girl in the Picture 26 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Corny, but cute.
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Can't see my haters 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I was thinking the exact same thing. The resemblance is freaky.
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idiots 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
God, I saw a picture the other day of these two little boys who were victims of the chemical bombings and they had nothing more to identify them other than a piece of tape on their forehead with a number scrawled on.
Not to mention the fuckery (pardon my French) with the nuclear leak at Fukushima and how it's been spilling into the ocean for two years. But, no, people care more about Miley Cyrus's VMA performance.
Just, ugh. The world is run by fucked up jackasses who don't deserve to have power.
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5 life hacks 22 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But the problem with number one is that if that annoying person calls your phone too much you'll get tired of it and grow to hate it.
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I know I'm guilty of this 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I turn it down to focus better when I'm parking and because there's no need for the music to be so loud when you're going slower. Also, I don't want people around my car to judge my taste in music.
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Parenting done right 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What if you have a girl? Is it gonna be Leia instead?
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Bet you didn't know that! 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Holy fuck, Gretchen Wieners is Eliza Thornberry . . . I'm not sure if I'm really excited about this information, or really disturbed.
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Whenever I hear noises in the night 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Even Pluto is freaked out.
The path at the edge of the world 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But you can see the curve of the Earth if you climb up high enough along Mt. Everest. I think that'd be an amazing view.
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Oh shit 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
At least he landed feet first. I mean, his legs probably broke but at least he didn't land on his head or back where there could've been some serious injuries. :P
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What kind of tea is this? 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The Office
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